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october tastes like cigarettes and burning rubber

the kids are taking drags on stale cigarettes and passing around a bottle of 2 buck chuck

i think they probably regret it now

they stand in a group around the burning tire and take hurried swigs

its cold and wet and someone starts up talk about heading to randy’s

one says “the guys like 90 years old, plus he doesn’t check id, and a pints $5”

that sells it

they kick some sand over the fire and trudge towards nelsner ave

- from a poem ill never finish

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i need a woman to love - kesha

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straight people gave the word “lesbian” such a dirty connotation that half the time actual real-life lesbians can’t bear to say it out loud, and journalists are out there adamantly referring to lesbians as “queer,” and avoiding any mention of their actual identities under the guise of progressivism

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sweaty dance butch following many dance routine run-throughs

(she/her)

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“picture this: the most beautiful, glorious thing you’ve ever seen in your life there is wind everywhere and its a lot rain and snot and too much for a cigarette cars rushing past too fast for this town the grass is green there’s an eighth be- tween your tits that you don’t want there’s somebody waiting under a bus stop for a bus that is al-ways thirty minutes to an hour late cars rushing past faster than this town your heart racing puddles in the streets it is too cold you are wear- ing half a shirt it is too cold it is beautiful it is glorious picture this: the most amazing, ridiculous, wonderful thing you have ever seen in your life nature full force nature glorious and green and raging nature, a stolen purple umbrella, and the rain, and the dandelions, and the green green grass nature and how it will clear up later and how more grass and more green and more glorious nature.”

— conceived while caught in a storm

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neo/colonial

i.

they say

when the people

first saw

the british,

they thought

they were

skinless.

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Truth be told I’ve been here, I’ve done this all before I take your gloom I curl it up and puff it into plumes…

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not to be controversial but absolutely disgusting that it’s sunday night 

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every other ask up to half way thru!!!!

i love u babe!!!!! erlgshek lol and i already did most of the first half so ill do the second half

21. What lesbian stereotypes do you fit into, if any?

im a proud man-hating lesbian stereotype lmao

23. If a woman wanted to woo you, what would a surefire way to accomplish that?

probably initiate physical contact bc im a Sucker for hugs skdjfla

25. Are you more of a cat person or a dog person?

this is the one issue im a true centrist on..... i really cannot choose

27. Turn offs?

ummmm tbh im not sure????

29. What is your dream career?

forensic psychologist OR i want to own a used book store omg

31. What is the most attractive quality a woman can have?

when she talks passionately about her interests!!!! love that shit omg

33. Ever fallen for your best-friend?

what wlw hasnt???

35. The L-Word: yes or no? (love it or hate it?)

ive watched it but tbh its not really my cup of tea genre wise

37. Coffee or tea?

coffee!!!

39. Do you have any pets?

i have a cat and a dog and i love them with all my heart

41. What is your sign?

virgo :)

43. Who was your first lesbian crush?

 first irl crush was on my best friend in elementary school!

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Saoirse Ronan featured in a new still from “The Seagull”

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Lesbian Parents with their son, San Francisco [n.d.]

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1-20 for the lesbian asks

ty aubren ilysm!!!!!!

1.Femme or butch? 

neither!!

2. Do you have a “type”? If so, describe it

i dont really have a type tbh?? though i guess i find myself more attracted to girls big personalities and who are easy conversationalists/make an effort to keep up the conversation

3. Plaid button-ups or leather jackets?

god both..... lmao for style i like leather jackets but for comfort the plaid....

4. Describe your style

i wear really any combination of leggings/jeans with a tshirt and a jacket

5. Describe your aesthetic

early summer vibes, driving down an empty highway at night w the windows down, impromptu dance parties with friends

6. Favorite article of clothing?

my red leather jacket but its falling apart and idk where to get another one for cheap CRY

7. Favorite pair of shoes?

i had these really cute navy blue ankle boots w floral embroidery but I CANT FIND THEM im so mad

8. Current haircut?

just like... shoulder length brown hair lmao

9. Any haircut goals for the future?

for a while i wanted to work up the nerve to shave my head lol but after i got a side shave a few years back and saw how much of a pain in the ass it was to grow it out i dont think i will 

10. Describe the best date you’ve been on

tbh my rabb.it dates with lj are so much fun i love flirting and watching movies in the comfort of my own home skfhdghs

11. Describe the worst date you’ve been on

dkjfgljh i went on this one date in the beginning of the school year and it was so awkward bc i had to carry the whole damn conversation bc she wouldnt say ANYTHING she just like stared at me and it was really uncomfortable and when ppl dont do their part to carry a convo thats like... a huge pet peeve for me lmao

12. Single? Taken?

taken!!!! 

13. If taken, talk about your girlfriend/wife!

lj is the sweetest, most caring person i’ve ever known. shes so easy to talk to and laugh with and i seriously think we could talk for hours and hours on end like when we do our phone calls minutes and hours go by so quickly lol. shes honest and tough and capable even tho i dont think she gives herself enough credit for what she puts up with and shes so fucking smart she amazes me every single day

14. If single, what are you looking for in a potential girlfriend/wife?

not single! ;)

15. Describe your dream wedding

i want a rly small wedding tbh, but i know realistically small weddings are hard to do lmao. really my only requirement for what i want our wedding to look like is 1) for it to be outside and 2) i get most of the say in flower arrangements lmao (my dream is to like... make all the flower arrangements myself but i know i wont have time for that pfft)

16. Do you want kids?

ok ill be 100% honest the idea of having kids rn or in the next like... 5-10 ish years scares me to no end but i absolutely want to adopt or become a foster parent sometime in the future

17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

ive always had big dreams of living in a mountain range and the adirondacks or the smokey mountains are goddamn beautiful... but i also know i would def tire of that isolation lol so tbh id probably thrive best living in a spacious area but within like an hours drive from a big city??? who knows theres so many fantasies about this q that ive got goin on in my head lmao

18. Favorite lesbian movie?

i just watched princess cyd recently and i love it a lot!!! but ill also always have such a soft spot in my heart for but im a cheerleader god....

19. Favorite lesbian novel/story?

i dont really read romance novels lol, and its so hard to find books w lesbians where romance is not the main plot of the novel so :/// ive heard good things abt Ash but im still tryna get my hands on it!!!

20. Favorite lesbian song?

yall know im a hayley kiyoko bitch..... the video for girls like girls still wrenches my heart every time

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Lesbian Asks!

Femme or butch?

Do you have a “type”? If so, describe it

Plaid button-ups or leather jackets?

Describe your style

Describe your aesthetic

Favorite article of clothing?

Favorite pair of shoes?

Current haircut?

Any haircut goals for the future?

Describe the best date you’ve been on

Describe the worst date you’ve been on

Single? Taken?

If taken, talk about your girlfriend/wife!

If single, what are you looking for in a potential girlfriend/wife?

Describe your dream wedding

Do you want kids?

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

Favorite lesbian movie?

Favorite lesbian novel/story?

Favorite lesbian song?

Favorite lesbian musician?

What lesbian stereotypes do you fit into, if any?

Ever been assumed to be nothing more than a gal pal?

If a woman wanted to woo you, what would a surefire way to accomplish that?

Be positive! What do you like most about being a lesbian?

Are you more of a cat person or a dog person?

Turn ons?

Turn offs?

Do you usually ask other women out or do you wait for them to ask you?

What is your dream career?

Talk about your interests or hobbies!

What is the most attractive quality a woman can have?

Do you love easily or does it take time for you to warm up to someone?

Ever fallen for your best-friend?

Ever fallen for a straight girl?

The L-Word: yes or no? (love it or hate it?)

Favorite comfort food?

Coffee or tea?

Vegetarian? Vegan? None of the above?

Do you have any pets?

Early-riser or night-owl?

What is your sign?

Can you drive?

Who was your first lesbian crush?

At what age did you know you were a lesbian?

At what age did you come out (if you have)?

Are you crushing on anyone at the moment (celebrity or otherwise)?

Talk about how your day went

Talk about your dreams/aspirations for the future

Least favorite gay celebrity?

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Hey guys just want to let u know we’re divorcing!!

@ all my bottoms masquerading as verses ur so valid, u don’t need to hide from the truth anymore