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so this is a dumb and probably entitled question but what are some good entry level artists for someone who wants to expand their musical understanding to include rap

Can I say it's truly bonkers how people will be like scared of rap. Cause it's racism obviously but the level of exaggeration yknow like the extent of it all is Crazy. People will talk about it like This is some heavy stuff... & dude has like an obviously-for-show supervillain shtick. He's like sampling space ghost. What are you talking about

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Seriously do this. I have done this sort of thing in the past it is STRONK.

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living right now is extremely painful.

i'll try to do it anyway.

but it hurts.

few things that are worth doing are easy, and living on is one of them.

i'm scared for so many of my friends, my family members, people I know online, small businesses, and others.

i'm going to try to keep living, though it hurts.

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The idea that only women can give birth is a misconception. Men can give birth too and that's a mrconception

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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I know this site is like 99.9% usamericans so all of the political posts are focused on the US election but I think it's important for everyone to know that the Australian Liberal Party (which is actually the conservative party) straight up missed the deadline to put in the nominations for local elections, which means there are a stack of electorates where there is no nominee for the major conservative party and it's the funniest thing that's happened in years.

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being able to wear any killer outfit without a hint of shame or self-doubt is definitely the domain of the triforce of Courage, but he's not used to people commenting on it, I think

Zelda Reacts Part 6

this has been about 90% finished for such a long time lmao, but hopefully the wait was worth it!! omg it was so fun drawing Link in this armour, it's one of my top faves for sure - HE JUST LOOKS SO GOOD ASFJGHDK

Part 5: Snowquill <<<

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Hi there, EBT user of several years here. People like this are absolute not-yet-dead saints--as someone with several disabilities and a living situation that makes it hard for me to use an oven, stove top, or most cooking devices (Exceptions: Microwave, toaster, mini-fridge and freezer), the access to cooked, safe, hot meals cannot be overvalued. Have you ever walked over a mile to a supermarket, then desperately wondered if they'll have any deli food you can actually purchase? Cold foods, like deli salads, or pasta salads, or sides, half-off because they might soon approach their expiry date.

Have you ever, reader, desperately juggled if the $20.52 in the cash portion of your EBT account would withstand a single hot meal combo--knowing that no restaurant in your lived in area will accept EBT cash, and having to juggle the multiple trips you have remaining in that month with the mental calculus of how much you can afford each trip with how many calories they will provide, so you can live to walk another day? And I am *fortunate*. I have a stable, steady housing situation I *trust*, which took years for me to rebuild after several no-notice evictions from people I thought would never harm me in that way. There are countless people in even more extreme situations--people who can't take the Seven Entire Real Life Ass Years it took me to get my disability case won, and local courts overturned, because they DON'T have those advantages through the kindness of people I won't expose here.

We do not live in an ideal world. But people like this--people willing to recognize when a rule does not serve its intended purpose, people who know when it should be bent--make it a little better.

Solidarity

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And possibly a treat, to get it to warm up to you. WHO'S A GOOD SPINDLY BOY? WHO DESERVES A NICE WARM PUPPER BED? YOU DO.

Poor thing's so thin you could compare it t' tissue paper.

OC monstification doodle 🐺

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The trouck, once on the memetic "critically endangered" list, is proven to be memetically reproducing, albeit incredibly slowly. Meme conservationalists are thrilled.

I need the rainbow trout truck so bad

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i love them your honor

I think there should be more Bowser humanisations with bodies like that. (cursed with having to do myself the stuff I want to see in the world)

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I am both amazed and humbled by this and I love it.

If you asked Strong Bad what his pronouns are he'd be like "Alright listen here Blonkus, judging by the cadence of your tone, I'm sure you're expecting some high-larious answer about how I don't understand the question, or how I think the "pro" in pronoun stands for "professional" for some reason, or how I think a "pronoun" is some sort of exotic dessert, or something else that implies I HAVEN'T BEEN MOCKING PEOPLE'S GRAMMAR ON THE INTERNET FOR OVER 20 YEARS. You think I don't know what a pronoun is!? Do better." and then refuse to answer the question

Meanwhile if you asked Homestar Runner what his pronouns are he'd be like "Oh hey! Thanks for asking! No, I already ate"

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Consider the noble Racoon-Chicken: Their cleverness is limited only by their competition to steal each other's eggs and eat them in the messiest possible way. A Racoon-Chicken gryphon is roughly, in general, the size of a breadbox; but it contains as many or more Problems for Adventurers per gram as a particularly curious gnome or a slightly cleverer-than-normal goblin. However, domestic Raccoon-Chicken gryphons are used by some farms as a form of pest swarm control, which they see as flying buffets.

The fact that they somehow share habitats with the terrifying--IF PEACEFUL WHEN UNPROVOKED--Albatross-Moose gryphon lineage is a fine example of how species diversity and ecological niches can be filled in several size categories.

It annoys me unreasonably when you want to ask people "what bird and what mammal would make the worst gryphon" as a fun thought exercise, and people with no joy and no imagination always interpret it as "a gryphon that sucks, is physically impossible, and would hate being alive", and - being predictable and lacking in imagination - always, always answer with "a hummingbird and a blue whale lol".

Like come on. Why do you have to suck the fun out of everything. Why not use a fraction of imagination and delightful whimsy. Imagine the combination of a mouse and a sparrow. That creature would be merciless, burtal, absolutely determined to get into your trash and has the power of both wings and hands to do its will. Or a crow and a cat - that thing is smart enough to fuck with people and not afraid to do it. Imagine the ungodly shriek of the noble fox-seagull, also determined to get into your trash.

A gryphon that is a combination of a kangaroo and a cassowary. The only proof we have of a loving god is the fact that those things do not exist. If hell is real, it's full of them. That thing can't fly, but it will run you down, it will kill you, and you will look stupid the whole entire time you're dying.

Why would the first thing that pops into your mind at the words "the worst gryphon" automatically be "a gryphon that hates being alive". Can you not picture a gryphon that fucking loves being alive, and has both the power and the will to make it everyone else's problem.

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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OOH EE OH (Crocodilian)

OOH EE OH (Tail Spin)

Ever see a baby alligator get dizzy?

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https://videogames.si.com/news/nexon-fine-drop-rate-manipulation

Hey so I'm just going to add this here, you know, as an additional point. I remember gaming before the gacha trend, and frankly, I hope it dies a swift and miserable death. I'm someone who can barely afford normal games, let alone predatory ones.

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