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wait what happened to h in brasil? everybody says he was high or whatever is this true?

Well well well…lets take a gander

One Direction turned up in Brazil and Harry, figuratively speaking, turned up as well. Lets start first with the pool scene. Here we have a beautiful Harry Styles in his natural habitat. Downing Brazil’s national drink, caipirinhas, by the glassful

A concerned Liam looking on in amazement and Harry reaches for his glass again

This proceeds into Harry pulling out a beautiful array of tricks in the pool

I believe the caption for this next photo consisted of Harry: caipirinhas where’s my caipirinhas I need my caipirinhasJulian: Harry, let the caipirinhas go

Next we move on to the most glorious moment we’ve ever captured of Harry Edward Styles…

Harry: “ben..ben listen…ben I’ll do anything you want me to do if you just sneak me some more caipirinhas”

Ben does not oblige and Harry is left with no other choice but to drown himself.

Alright, lets move away from the pool scene and onto the bread van (*war flashbacks ensue*) Here Harry gets in the the dark, tiny, cramped bread van…..fully decked out in his sunglasses.

But as if his drunk ass isn’t convincing enough lets include the audio of Harry just to ensure everyone

Really Harry? Tell us a story we haven’t heard before.

So then the boys arrive at the Christ The Redeemer statue. But does Christ stop Harry from getting more turned up? No.

Whatcha drinkin’ there Harry?

God bless.

Lets not stop there though. Harry gets on stage and proceeds to strip down. The boy takes his pants off. A full blow ‘unbutton, unzip, expose’ going on here for everyone to see. Parents, chilldren, the entire world (god bless, again)

And what do we come to find out? Harry pulled down his pants somewhere in Brazil and let a stranger tattoo the word “Brasil” dangerously high on his thigh. But lets not forget the enthusiasm of it all with the extra exclamation point at the end !

Then, rumor has it, Harry wasn’t done yet. He drags his fun loving pal Niall into it all and hits up a rooftop pool party until three in the morning. But of course lets not forget the caipirinhas…

Will someone remind him the next time Harry decides to turn up that clothes aren’t needed in the pools? Thank you.

Even years later, receipts of drunken Harry in Brazil continue to pop up. Not just drunk harry, but stupidly drunk harry doing the infamous ‘tough guy shot’ which consists of taking a shot of tequila, snorting a line of salt, and squeezing a lime into your eyeball. 

Harry in Brazil is the gift that keeps on giving.

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Fist bump!

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it's the way this has completely eclipsed the tpwk mv

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2013 | 2021

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it isn't louis' birthday anymore :(

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Louis said be gay, do crime and get vaccinated 

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whenever louis goes on a twitter spree i feel like i'm sitting with my mates having a drink on a friday night after a hard week, he chats with us like he's close to us and wants to have normal conversations with us, he feels like one of us and makes us feel like he's genuinely our friend who we're catching up with over a pint, it's what makes him seem so normal, so down to earth, so real, he feels like an actual person, not some celebrity who couldn't be bothered to speak to those he sees as beneath him, he's just some lad with 35 million friends having a chat and messing about

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do you ever think about the things louis and harry do for each other, just because they love each other, so much?

i'm not talking grand romantic gestures, like whisking the other away on a grand getaway cruise to a private beach, or planning elaborate dates by the lake, under a moonlit sky, with champagne and good food and music and lights. they do all those things and more, of course they do, but those aren't what i'm talking about right now.

i'm talking about the little things.

the little things, like making a cup of tea for the other in the morning. going for a run and grabbing a copy of the day's paper while coming back, just because they know the other likes flipping through it and reading it and solving the little crossword puzzles. walking home and seeing something in a store and thoughtlessly purchasing it, because it made them think of the other, and they know it'll make the other smile. doing the laundry twice in a row because they know the other isn't up for it. sitting next to the other and sensing the tension coiled up in them and giving them a little massage without even thinking twice. going shopping and not even having to ask the other if they need to pick anything up for them, because they already know. staying up with the other when they're working on something, and bringing them little snacks and water and company and comfort. automatically giving the other their hoodie or a blanket or turning up the heat when they sense that they're a little cold, even if the other doesn't mention it. providing a solid physical presence when the other seems to need it, a brush of the hands here, a tangle of the fingers there; rubbing their shoulders and holding onto the back of their neck and running their hands through their hair and wrapping them into a hug. saying exactly what the other needs to hear, all the time, without even realizing it.

all of these little things, that they do without even thinking twice about it. not a conscious thought, not a moment's hesitation. but they do it anyway, all these tiny gestures that make up everything that they are, that they just do, that are borne out of the love they harbor for each other, have harbored for over a decade. all these little things that are just habit to them, at this point. second nature. actions that are just who they are.

harry and louis do all of these things. and i think about that a lot.

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it’s ‘sappy, heartfelt grateful for my life, my music, and my fans’ day in the tomlinson-styles household 

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the same person

this is insane

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louis looks just like he did when he was 18 with that haircut and clean shaven, he looks just like he did when he first fell in love

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if louis has cut his hair without letting us see it first i will quite literally fly to london and rip his balls off

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if louis isn’t the epitome of be gay and do crimes idk what is

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comrade louis is back at it again

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a bisexual pop group called Both Directions

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the eroda intern wants to see twitter burn

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this pic of louis makes me want to give him a cuddle he looks so fluffy