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this sick freak. i'm so proud.

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Jizzie but as Odysseus and Penelope

I've finished listening to Epic the musical and man....

The ending got me very very emotional

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Alright I spent an hour and a half making this hypothetical Life Series season. It is not serious at all please don’t take it seriously. Buckle up for a long post and reading nonsense.

What happens if we force them all to team by country? Nothing good.

First things first:

I was particularly proud of myself for thinking of Bubs. Did I mention I made this at 2 am?

Our next biggest team:

Our last country team:

And of course, everyone else:

Let Pearl do even more silly voices. She only does like five a video it should be twenty at minimum.

And now, how I think the final fights of the season will happen:

Basically it all falls apart, Pearl is not allowed to die despite her best efforts, and Ren wins. Congrats to Ren for being the best country huma-*I am shot and killed*

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i... i thought this would be funny... and somewhat fitting, idk...

inspired/based on this comic:

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All the winners bouquets together!

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Life Series assumptions made by my friend (who has asked to be called Batman). He is the funniest person I know.

As a bonus I asked him to guess who he thought “Lilith” was married to, and his guesses were Cleo, Gem, Pearl, and Scott. Of all the people he chose two bisexuals and two who are simply not attracted to women.

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had a dream that jimmy solidarity decided to prove he wasn't autistic on stream by taking a lot of autism diagnosis tests online and he got at least a 90% chance on all of them. at one point joel joined the call and sat in silence for a bit as jimmy practically sobbed as he got another 97% chance. grian was apparently harassing him about something through discord the whole time too. it ended with jimmy crying genuine tears and his girlfriend coming in to comfort him.

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The Void beyond

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"—ITS YOUR TURN."

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for tonight's performance, give it up for ariana griande and sabrina scarpenter

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Im in the long process of watching Grian's world tour video-

And I think this is the first time I've really ever "met" Joehills. I've known he was a member of the server for a long time, and that in the fanart he is a muppet (????), but I've never really seen him or listened to him speak before.

My god, he is WAY MORE casually unhinged than I EVER could have predicted.

"Oh yeah, here's a build that's so large I'm afraid I'll lose ya Grian if you wander off, but guess what? This isn't even the actual build! It's ONE EIGHTH of my actual overworld build that is SO ENORMOUS that you can't fit it on a map of the server 😊"

"This is a representation of Finnish American architect (Insert the name he said because I have no clue how to spell that 💀) vision for the bell laboratory's research and development campus-" *continues to adorably ramble all nerd like*

"Yeah, so because they did that, I basically filled their backyard with approximately 1.5 million stone over the course of the last 5 weeks :p"

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Women are really cool shoutout to women

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Who's excited for Fortiche's new series based on the hit show Third Life? 😋

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My hypothetical Life Series team lineup.

I don’t care that some of these are repeats some things that aren’t broken don’t need to be changed.

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grian

i've been watching the life series recently so here's a grian fanart. grian from 3rd life maybe i wasn't actually thinking of anything specific hahah.

i heard him say in his hermitcraft tour video that his eyes are just holes and it just gave me an immediate urge to draw it.

gahhh i think i'm just gonna rant here now. grian's pov of 3rd life was so good and everything that follows up in double life and wild life is so so good. very good amount of angst and drama. i think secret life had the most fun premise. it's the only one i've been watching all the other povs of hahah. limited life was deffo one of my favs aswell just cuz of the chaos. it allows for way more deaths and it makes it more pvp focused in a way which i absolutely love.

i may or may not finish this and actually color and render it depending on how much people like it