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# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB
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sofisia71 day !!!!!!! #startrekbeyond@startrekmovie 🚀🖖🏽
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Bones: Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull, and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles. See if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding! Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
Kirk: so you think i'm pretty
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i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this
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if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
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#kirk is secretly a beastie boys groupie
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Star Trek fashion?
I wanted to know the number of the ep “Journey to Babel” and for some reason I found this:
So I went to seek answers to this site… but there is not explanation.
Anyway… I like these dresses and now I want to draw or see fanart of Spock, Bones and Kirk wearing them.
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I’m anxiously waiting for a call about a job so I drew this??
How they look all together
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i’ve been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight
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wtf the fuck
old english proverb (via godpenis)
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when you know you fucked up your phone passcode but you press enter anyway
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