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Oh! Thank you, thank you I appreciate this. Also holy shiz nuggets that was freaking delicious

...how the fuck have we never met before!?

- @osha-cafeteria-worker

I don’t know but hi I run what is mainly described as Caramel’s Department. Shit goes down here a lot it’s like our own superhell!

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Thank you for the soup ! Insert the eating of a man who has “eaten” nothing but coffee for 9 years

...how the fuck have we never met before!?

- @osha-cafeteria-worker

I don’t know but hi I run what is mainly described as Caramel’s Department. Shit goes down here a lot it’s like our own superhell!

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Anything sounds good to be honest <:)

...how the fuck have we never met before!?

- @osha-cafeteria-worker

I don’t know but hi I run what is mainly described as Caramel’s Department. Shit goes down here a lot it’s like our own superhell!

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Yea I would like some soup if you don’t mine

...how the fuck have we never met before!?

- @osha-cafeteria-worker

I don’t know but hi I run what is mainly described as Caramel’s Department. Shit goes down here a lot it’s like our own superhell!

[osha-cooking-department]

I don’t. Even know anymore. I’m just eating the bean juice

...how the fuck have we never met before!?

- @osha-cafeteria-worker

I don’t know but hi I run what is mainly described as Caramel’s Department. Shit goes down here a lot it’s like our own superhell!

[osha-cooking-department]

...how the fuck have we never met before!?

- @osha-cafeteria-worker

I don’t know but hi I run what is mainly described as Caramel’s Department. Shit goes down here a lot it’s like our own superhell!

[osha-cooking-department]

they disrupt work flow

begging you to let me put my portal barrels everywhere

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@kookiekomiks is where I’m gonna post the comics I make with the cookie run comic creator from now on

[osha-cooking-department]

Of course, of course!! Here you are :D

Hi, it’s the head of the cooking department here! I’m gonna be making some poképuffs, would you like any? — @osha-cooking-department

cc°)_)__\ YES blue icing on mine please

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Yes. I would fire you otherwise

@carameloshaemployee Do you ever wonder why you still work here

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@carameloshaemployee Do you ever wonder why you still work here

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I’m. Going to. Scream. - Secretary

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.. more or less, anyway.

Note. We are not responsible for badly made frying pans. Stop.

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Especially ones that have the handle break off of the pan part. Please. My secretary is human, too.

Note. We are not responsible for badly made frying pans. Stop.

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Note. We are not responsible for badly made frying pans. Stop.

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Pinned

Hello! I am Matthew, the head of the cooking department, informing safety in restraints and other kitchens all over the world! Willy Wonka is a wanted criminal please inform us about any information you may have about his whereabouts.

Our building has been rebuilt: TWO TIMES

It/He, any Neos, any Xenos, any Emojis for my pronouns!! Please respect that.

[MOD: as usual the DNI is the same as all my other blogs (I.E. Caramel, Gamerbusdriver, Timekeeper, Pastkeeper, Futurekeeper, etc. I’m too lazy to retype it every time]

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Me

Impulsively gonna make another member of the cooking department