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Silent screaming

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Why is everyone wanting to steal cows...?

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//anyone wanna toss a starter in my inbox while i start to plan blog edits?

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PSA: IF WE’RE IN A MUTUAL AND YOU WANT TO THROW A STARTER AT ME BECAUSE YOUR MUSE WANTS MINE OR YOU JUST WANT TO ROLEPLAY IN GENERAL —- JUST DO IT. I PROMISE, I’LL SCREAM WITH HAPPINESS IF YOU DO. YOU’RE NOT BOTHERING ME ; I WANT TO ROLEPLAY WITH ALL OF THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW. OKAY, YOU’RE ALL WONDERFUL. PCE.

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Trattare a pesci in faccia

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Petition to stop Jason from using ridiculous names such as ‘Goth shrub’ and “Italian meatball’ ever again 

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@sxnxfthesun replied to your post:

pandora’s box?

nah, i’m thinking more like the box we throw broken weapons that can’t be fixed or repurposed. or just a random box an mail it to my dad

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send me five times kissed for a drabble about five times our muses kissed

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//eyyyy, so since i’m back my next free day, tuesday/wednesday/thursday, I’m going to revamp the blog and update all extra pages! In the mean time, any old pals want my Skype? Hmu. Mutual? Hmu! 

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the song of achilles.

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jason, texting nico: goodnight homo

jason: **homie

jason: same thing

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I will trap ur spirit in a fricking box

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i will destroy u

   then i will ghost boop u

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‘ My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry. ’

“If it isn’t poisonous, from the underworld, and you don’t have an allergy.. Maybe you could eat it, I mean, looks safe?”

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i will destroy u

@oscuroprincipe replied to your post: 

fite me!!!

    BOOPS NOSE

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ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT STARTERS.   S1, EPISODES 1-11. ↪  adjust pronouns accordingly.

‘ I thought [ name ] had everything under control. ’ ‘ A trick is something a whore does for money. ’ ‘ They are going to keep [ name ] in prison until this gets all sorted out. ’ ‘ What have we always said is the most important thing? ’ ‘ Breakfast! ’ ‘ If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my children equally.  …  I don’t care for [ name ]. ’ ‘ Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, [ name ] boarded a van full of homosexuals. ’ ‘ I got the worst fucking attorneys. ’ ‘ You’re doing time. ’ ‘ I’m doing the time… of my life! ’ ‘ You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. ’ ‘ There’s always money in the banana stand. ’ ‘ NO TOUCHING. ’ ‘ Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. ’ ‘ Wow. We’re just blowing through nap time, aren’t we? ’ ‘ Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy. ’ ‘ It’s personal. ’ ‘ I don’t care about ostriches. ’ ‘ I’ll be in the hospital bar. ’ ‘ I know that she’s a brownish area with points. ’ ‘ That’s what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. ’ ‘ I need to jump on you to break my fall. ’ ‘ I just haven’t had sex in a month. ’ ‘ They’re stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. ’ ‘ Maybe you’re not that selfish. ’ ‘ What’d she do, get you drunk? ’ ‘ Probably because she thinks you’re a cheap bastard. ’ ‘ She tried meditating to calm herself but ended up taking a two-hour angry nap. ’ ‘ Well, if it isn’t the boy who lives under the stairs. ’ ‘ You’re my third least favorite child. ’ ‘ I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. ’ ‘ Something that says, ‘leather daddy’? ’ ‘ I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it. ’ ‘ You’re the only one who chose a spouse I liked and she had to die. ’ ‘ If you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. ’ ‘ Oh, she thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of hers. ’ ‘ You knew the whole time, didn’t you? ’ ‘ I’m going to give you the cash, but in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime. ’ ‘ My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry. ’ ‘ I told them not to, but I can’t promise that their instincts won’t kick in.’ ‘ He’s the only likable one in the bunch. ’ ‘ There are very few intelligent, attractive, and straight men in this town. ’ ‘ Gentlemen, we do not wave our genitals at one another to make a point! ’ ‘ I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. ’

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Guess who’s back from the dead!