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"John Waters Is Ready for His Hollywood Closeup", The New Yorker

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I completely forgot that if you don't have a pokemon with you in the pokewalker there's a chance a wild native pokemon will follow you so now I have this fuckass jellyfish with me. This is not my jellyfish

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I want more female characters who are just so bad at comforting others. Not for lack of trying or caring, they just get so so awkward when someone's upset, and they try to repeat things they've heard even if it doesn't necessarily apply to the situation, or they accidentally say the wrong thing and make it worse. If someone cries they panic and throw every single comfort technique down at once and it only helps because it's such bizarre behaviour

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Thinking a lot about the super fucked up seagull statue I saw at an antique store today tbh

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thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

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Realizing the change in American food culture in my life time is largely due to the fact that nearly a third of adults smoked cigarettes at the year of my birth and that number has dropped to about 10% is something that is deeply obvious in retrospect but I also needed someone else to point out to me. Like, the nightmarish 50s cookbooks existed because nearly half of everyone regularly consumed an appetite suppressant that made you unable to taste or smell for shit. I remember some comedian saying that it was easy to be skinny in the 80s because everything tasted like shit. Or course it did. 40% of your restaurant clientele could't fucking taste it which greatly decreased the potential profitability of any eating establishment that was actually trying, thus affecting the standards even of people who COULD taste. Even if you didn't smoke, odds were someone in your household did and everything tasted like ash. It all makes sense now.

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MAGA misogyny is the cornerstone of every other MAGA policy.

Normalizing abuse towards girls and making girls always unsafe is the design, not the flaw.

#paternalism #patriarchy

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this is the gay agenda and i LOVE it

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why is this so funny

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A comic I posted last night for patrons, but I wanted to share here too! This has been the time lately 😂😩😔👏✨️

But in seriousness, capitalism worms are rough! But try to ignore them and shoo them out! Take care of yourselves and rest, babes 🥳💖

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swallowing a sword to please my ailing king and i get it down my throat and i start gagging and coughing but im blushin g and shaking alittle and i push it down further and cross my legs for reasons the court does not understand and then i pull the sword out and gasp for air and i like spit on it and my makeups all fucked up and the guards instantly riddle me with crossbow bolts

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got attacked by an androngynable snowman in gay alaska