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i don’t give a shit that he’s 6’2 i want him MOANING and WHIMPERING

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mini malevolent meme dump

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something about malevolent that kills me every time is how after John tried to erase Arthur from his own body, arthur stays mad for a total of 1 minute and then straight up says "it all shook out with me still here so I’m willing to move past this" and never brings it up again, but then after months and months and months of horror arthur STILL fucking brings up the goddamn widow under the island

"yeah i can easily forgive you for almost consuming my soul and stealing my body but FUCK you for disagreeing with that one murder i did." OKAY !

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BAHAHAH

it looks better in my device

in case you guys were wondering what's going on with us

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the king in yellow dying in a glue trap

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hasturrr

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hear me out list but it's just entirely disembodied voices

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stfu-

dresses your arthur lester up like a doll in the piano collar shirt

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father mentioned

Holy Ghosts: Volume 1. Part 1.

LETTTSSS GOOOOO WE’RE ACTUALLY STARTING THIS THANGGGG WAHHOOOOO

sorry they’re so pissed off at each other we’ll get to that bittersweet friendship soon <3 well, after Noel hits bedrock ofc <3

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i did this once with malevolent, compiled every single trigger warning into a singular list (removed synonyms as well). i think it only went up to season 4. i should definitely remake it because it is LONG

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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the dies irae or whatever

SO LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING RQ TO THE MALEV LISTENERS.

ARTHUR LESTER, A CARRIER OF PLAGUE, BOUND TO A BEING FROM THE AFTERLIFE, IS TRAVELLING ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH *THREE OTHER INDIVIDUALS* TO INITIATE THE DAY OF WRATH.

ARTHUR LESTER.

IS A HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE

SPECIFICALLY, THE BIBLICAL HORSEMAN OF DEATH WHICH DOUBLES AS PESTILENCE AND IS FOLLOWED BY AN EMBODIMENT OF HELL.

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John doe malevolent sounds so cunty in the first episode oh my god. I almost didn't recognize him. Why,,,, does he sound like that

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did someone say hammer?

one of the main reasons I find it so hard to finish fics is bc of the visceral cringe I feel every time. Like litterally just me with Google doc open giggling and kicking my feet writing my silly little words ab my favorite fictional characters. I might as well be a cartoon character drawing picture of their crush with big hearts around it. Someone hit me with a large hammer Jesus christ

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I bet money that Noel would refer to Arthur and John as “AJ” when talking to both of them.

It’s discreet, both of them feel included, and it’s got the charm to it that Noel is known for and it is the hill I will die on here.

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this came to me in a vision (bored in physics)

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There was a loud vine boom whenever I read an option.

Are you a cop? A government spy?

I am all of these and I feel exposed (even more now, as I am exposing myself)

TScars, we might be long lost twins.

ok question for people who follow me:

or anyone in the malevolent fandom:

Asking bc I am all of these things and got into malevolent bc of the plural rep (and yaoi let’s be honest) and theres a lot more plural folks in the Arthur Lester limb server than I thought! also can we agree that John is so gender in both the transgender and nonhuman way like it can’t just be me right guys