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“Perpetrators of invisible crimes! Our only magistrate sits in our minds! The audience cheers as some people attack! The secret smile of security guards!”

Celebration - They Might Be Giants - Join Us (2011)

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“Can’t shake the Devil’s hand and say you were only kidding.”

Your Racist Friend - They Might Be Giants - Flood (1990)

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“You’re insane! You are bad! You wreck everything you touch, and you’re a sociopath! But there’s one thing that everyone’s wondering! When will you die?”

When Will You Die - They Might Be Giants - Join Us (2011)

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“Every piece of me will say I love you, you, you. Here in the Museum of Idiots!”

Museum of Idiots - They Might Be Giants - The Spine (2004)

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“Welcome back now, Mister Pants! What did you see while you were gone? We heard nothing from you for a decade or two. We built you a tribute out on your front lawn!”

Welcome Back, Mister Pants - Goodbye, My 4-Track (2003) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club

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“Do the confusion ‘till your head falls off!”

Do The Confusion - Goodbye, My 4-Track (2003) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club

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“(Instrumental with samples from One-Armed Swordsman).”

Please and Thank You - Goodbye, My 4-Track (2003) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club

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“Well, you hear that sound? That means it’s time to turn the album over, and listen to the other side! See you on side two, little buckaroos!”

A Word From Farkle - Goodbye, My 4-Track (2003) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club

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“In a boat or truck or train, in an airplane over the sea, any way that you wanted to get there, you’d get there. There’s not a thing in the world to stop a person like you from getting where she’ll go!”

How Ya Doin’, Emily? - Goodbye, My 4-Track (2003) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club

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“They’ll never catch me.”

The Ice Cream Man - Goodbye, My 4-Track (2003) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club

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“See, Sad Noodle, don’tcha mess with me, cuz I’ll be the baddest noodle there will ever be! Because I’m HAPPY NOODLE! VS SAD NOODLE!”

Happy Noodle Vs Sad Noodle - Goodbye, My 4-Track (2003) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club

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“1, 2, 3 and to the 4! No doggy-dog’s knockin’ on my door! It’s a postman bringin’ me 1000 more! ‘Cause I’m buildin’ me an army and I’m goin’ to war! Say, this is my moment, this is my hour! The robot cat is my ticket to power! Better get ready for the cat invasion, world domination, that’s the occasion! They’re better, and stronger, and smarter, and faster! Soon everybody will be callin’ me master! The humans surrender, and that’ll be that, I’ll say WELCOME TO THE PLANET OF THE ROBOT CAT!”

The Robot Cat - Goodbye, My 4-Track (2003) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club

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“Your brain fell out… (see it spinning in the air!) Your brain fell out… (now you’re falling down the stairs!) Your brain fell out… (doesn’t anybody care…that you’re happier that way?”

Your Brain Fell Out - Goodbye, My 4-Track (2003) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club

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“Sometimes late at night, I walk out to the water, and the fish all gather ‘round and tell me secrets about the future!”

I Love The Ocean - Goodbye, My 4-Track (2003) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club

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“Aron, you’re only here because of me! Because of me! And if I hadn’t grabbed your hand, you’d’ve washed out to sea, washed out to sea, washed out to sea.”

Aron - Goodbye, My 4-Track (2003) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club

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“Heugh, you’re a volcano!”

The Volcano Song - Goodbye, My 4-Track (2003) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club

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“If you’d bother to trace the call, you would see it’s all gotten turned around! 365 degrees, thanks to ME! Me and the snowman, the snowman and me!”

Me and the Snowman - Goodbye, My 4-Track (2003) - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club