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I’m no longer at this blog, if you want my new url message me. May take a while because I don’t check in on this blog very much.

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Antman: Do you, like, control spiders? 

Peter Parker chuckles and decides to reply with a snarky comeback: Do you, like, control Ants? 

Antman: Yes

Peter Parker is now caught off guard. 

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every student @ the whiteboard when there’s no teacher in the room

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The new Audi A4 looks great via Shitty_Car_Mods

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i was trying to check the “setheverman” tag on this website and the entire site glitched and it honestly felt like i just opened the gates of hell

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sex-positive asexuals are people who are willing to have sex.

sex-repulsed asexuals are people who want nothing to do with sex.

sex-neutral asexuals are people who are indifferent about sex.

all types of asexuals do not experience sexual attraction, but that does not define their sex life, nor does it mean their sexuality is invalid.

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me: alright i finally got a day off. im gonna finish commissions, clean my room, walk the dog–

in actuality: 

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that scene where irving just chops the utter shit out of santiago is still The Hottest Robot Scene just saying the whole taking off the shirt thing and holding an axe with those arms?? and him screaming??? nice

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doctor who isnt real its a tv show

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Me consuming media dealing with werewolves: “okay but if you’re gonna lock yourself in that basement during your transformation have you thought of including some enrichment?? How about a treat ball or a frozen Kong?? What are your thoughts on sniffing out treats”

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a yearly reminder