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big fan of the idea of an au where ash is a high end, professionally trained chef and red is just. some Guy who has a side hobby for americana historical cooking because it's like. ash is like rambling on about shit like making fusion dishes with the most expensive foie gras and how he's making pasta with white truffle and red is just sitting there like. "um. well. i made tomato soup cake today. tbh it was pretty good which was a nice break from the jello meatloaf salad from last we-" and before he even finishes ash has passed out from shock
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lifesteal casino quartet textpost collection
(part 1 / part 1.5 / part 2)
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We have to give more credit to the people controlling the Eggs in the QSMP.
They're like children, literally.
Each one of them have their own personality and have responded to the way their parents are raising them.
Look at bobby, for example, he's super extroverted but that correlates to the way Roier and Jaiden have let him express himself since he came into their lives.
Tilín, on the other hand was literally a neglected kid and it was evident. She/he had happy moments of course but it was pretty obvious (even if the eggs have no faces to show it) that they were a sad child.
Or Juanaflippa who was somehow in the middle because she knew her dads loved her and accepted her identity but she was also kind of traumatized by their fights.
Or Tallulah, who reminds me of one of those polite and cute kids, however, she's sad sometimes as well because her dad's not present most of the time.
Also, it's amusing when they refuse to obey their parents.
Like Leonarda refusing to put on her armor until Foolish threatened to take her toy away (by toy I mean her gun lol).
Or when Roier was telling Bobby to stay put so he could take a picture of him but Bobby just kept spinning in place lol.
That's literally how children are. They might obey sometimes and other times they're little shits lol
So yeah, kudos to them.
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it is time.....
for low quality content!!/j
I was just thinking about this scenario and I needed to draw this to set my thoughts free also I have no idea how to write sound of tambourine and english is not my first language soooo here we are with silly thump noise 🤠
this is how first sketch looks like lmao
also I didn't know that ship hobie x pav was called chaipunk and I'm ready to kiss person who invented it /hj
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hmm i wonder which two are my favorite spiderman?
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oh yeah dualities... im completely normal about them
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We’re trying to get him to sleep too Philza
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@oh-snapperss like this? just a hunch but i think they may have made smth 'splode <3
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