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Watching the weird aggressive horny accidental flirting between gooey and sir theobald made me feel insane tbh. Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure at the thought of Theobald getting pushed around and absolutely manhandled by this melty chocolate lady
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yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…
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The appeal of Smartypants is that everyone is so beautiful and then go on to say the most insane shit.
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Dimension 20 never fails to pull me into the ultimate fantasy: Regularly Doing Something Fun With a Group of Friends
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So basically for this spell to work we have to get naked and rub our dicks together. Yeah for mana. so its not gay i prommy
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its absolutely critical that the haters dont get their hands on my old as fuck treasure map
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Ilya Kaminsky, from "While the Child Sleeps, Sonya Undresses", Deaf Republic
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hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape
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