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orkah · 6 years ago
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I’m watching Tidying Up, and why did no one tell me that this sweet, delightful woman so pointedly drags straight men for complaining about the mess while not really helping their wives with like anything??? The small cock of her head when she looks them in the eye and asks “you don’t help?” in the sweet voice and you see the fear of god behind their eyes. It fuels me. 
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Any fics where Stiles is Derek's anchor?
Sure!
hope is the thing with feathers by ShanaStoryteller | 28.9K
Stiles is ten when he saves the Hales from their burning home and Derek from a wolfsbane bullet, and this establishes a pattern that seem to continue indefinitely.
Lead You Home Again by GotTheSilver | 49.9K
The first time Derek meets Stiles, the kid’s brown eyes are wide, and he’s staring up at him with a mischievous grin as he tugs at the arm of Derek’s first ever Batman figure like he’s trying to separate it from Batman’s body.
The Hardest Thing In This World by yodasyoyo | 4.6K
Stiles is not a wolf, but he has the heart of one.
After the Hale fire Derek and Laura go to stay with the Stilinskis, and end up finding more there than they could ever have hoped for
Hold On, Hold Tight (make it through another night) by callunavulgari | 2.9K
“You feel important,” Derek finally blurts out, the tips of his ears going red the second the words are out of his mouth.
Stiles blinks at him. “What?”
Baby-faced Derek bites his lip again, which is… distracting. “Something is wrong,” he finally says, slowly. “I don’t know what, because none of you are telling me anything—” and ah, there’s a hint of the old Derek. Stiles would recognize that scowl anywhere. “—but I know that everything smells wrong. And that I can’t feel mom anymore. I can’t feel anyone, except for you.”
Patchouli by the_ragnarok | 5.2K
“If the anchor is a person,” Stiles reads from Lydia’s neat notes, “a werewolf may be assisted by carrying a token of their flesh near them at all times. The more intimate the offering, the better.”
Complicated by eeyore9990 | 4.5K
For months, Derek has been struggling with his control. As Scott’s second, he can’t afford to lose it now, not with the pack relying on the treaties they’re trying to broker with the local hunter groups to expand their numbers. The problem is simple: anger is no longer Derek’s anchor. The solution? Well… that’s where it gets complicated.
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orkah · 6 years ago
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Once upon the time there was an old farmer who had worked his crops for many years. One day his horse ran away. Upon hearing the news, his neighbours came to visit. “Such bad luck,” they said sympathetically.
“Maybe,” the farmer replied.
The next morning the horse returned, bringing with it three other wild horses. “How wonderful,” the neighbours exclaimed.
“Maybe,” replied the old man.
The following day, his son tried to ride one of the untamed horses, was thrown, and broke his leg. The neighbours again came to offer their sympathy on his misfortune.
“Maybe,” answered the farmer.
The day after, military officials came to the village to draft young men into the army. Seeing that the son’s leg was broken, they passed him by. The neighbours congratulated the farmer on how well things had turned out.
“Maybe,” said the farmer.
~ Zen Story
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All the other kids via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2O7RTjI
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War. War never changes. (x)
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OTP: Mutual Respect
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Brad/Ray: Height Difference
Generation Kill Ep. 1 (Get Some)
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orkah · 6 years ago
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Gen z culture is relating to the vine “YOU EITHER KILL YOURSELF OR GET KILLED WHATCHA GONNA DO” on an emotional and physical level. I am ascending my workload has finally done it I’m crumbling over the stress there shall be no more readytoriotlesbian for I will kill my-
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so I made a powerpoint presentation in case anyone needs help. also because I wanted to.
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*overwhelmed at the adult toy store* *whispering under breath* The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses th…
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I don’t need you to respect me
I respect me
I don’t need you to love me
I love me
But I want you to know
You could know me
If you change your mind
If you change your mind
If you change your mind
Change your mind
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A hairless opossum.
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This beautiful locket is a classic heart shape, with an ornate clasp that opens out to reveal space for four different pictures, instead of the usual two. Link
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orkah · 6 years ago
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Not to……comment on witch blogs bc that ain’t my scene but……I saw a post that was like “new witches are learning not to put up shields and protective circles during summonings because it insults the person of summoning and they might not come.”
And I can’t stop thinking about how this is literally the spooky equivalent of a guy on a first date getting mad at you if you want his last name and plates number to give your friend before you let him drive you somewhere.
Don’t get in a demon’s car without turning on your location for your friend’sphone’s come on guys
I’m losing track of this post as I go
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