• 22 • [trans™️] guy (He/They) • who up playing with they worm •
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i've been ruined by the phrase "i'm sorry women" i'm literally addicted to it. bumped into a guy on the train and automatically said "i'm sorry women" with a completely straight face. he didn't even ask me to repeat myself. one look at my face and he knew i was beyond help.
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your life is not getting worse you just haven't listened to music all day
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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!
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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
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happy portal/team fortress 2/my little pony friendship is magic/ fallout day
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what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good
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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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the existence of this aerosol can not being allowed on planes implies that 9/11 has happened in the animal crossing canon.
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