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Literally the government next year.
We are done for
THE WWE IS GONNA BE IN CHARGE OF EDUCATION!
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Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?
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more cishet people should crossdress. builds a vibrant ecosystem
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We are done for
THE WWE IS GONNA BE IN CHARGE OF EDUCATION!
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Bismuth sucks at being radioactive. SUCKS! My ass is more radioactive. Not even joking. There is more radioactivity in human flesh than a bismuth crystal. Bismuth is flashy to hide its boring interior. Can’t even cause cancer smh.
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Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson was boring and felt very homosexual.
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“I would’ve had anyone else”
-my dad. Regarding the 2024 election.
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Look at me. Hey. This is not the end of the world. It is not the end of your life.
The media will exaggerate literally everything he does.
But in 4 years? He's out for good. And we can elect a president that will undo every single thing he did. Just like Biden did last time.
And in the meantime? Call your representatives on measures that matter to you. Protest. Campaign.
It's going to be scary, but this isn't the end of anything.
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Welp. My time starts now.
When I learn who wins the election, I’m going to give myself 1 hour to dwell, 30 minutes to celebrate/mourn, and 30 minutes to calm down. Then I will not think about it for a while.
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the first person to turn an apple to sauce... what hubris. no other fruit gets this treatment. well, except for the wretched tomato. but that's a punishment, because the tomato is morally corrupt.
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sory for sending yuo anon hayte
It wasn't even on anon you stupid bitch
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When I learn who wins the election, I’m going to give myself 1 hour to dwell, 30 minutes to celebrate/mourn, and 30 minutes to calm down. Then I will not think about it for a while.
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