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I love clash royale, but what if I encounter someone with lower level cards than me and I destroy. It feels like killing a child.

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I drew a penis on a sidewalk.

Sometimes you gotta chalk tuah and make a mural on the sidewalk

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This is why TikTok sucks sometimes.

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Sometimes you gotta chalk tuah and make a mural on the sidewalk

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This is my screenshot of the year.

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I sometimes feel like I need simple enrichment. I need someone to hide things in my room so I can find them and feel like I hunted food for the evening.

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Down by the bay!

Where the watermelons grow!

Back to my home!

I dare not go!

For if I do…

My mother will say

“Did you ever see a goose kissin a moose, down by the bay!?”

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I just looked at my clock and thought “holy shit, it’s 1000 pm” dawg it’s 10:00 am I stupid?

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Homophobia is kind of embarrassing.

What? You’re scared of a gay person? Pussy.

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As a man, should by insulted by these results

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I’m happy, but something is missing. I don’t really know what it is, but also I do. It’s weird, it’s like how do I know something if I can’t tell what’s missing. Like a hole in my life that has a shape but I don’t know what shape. Weird asf.

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“Welp, time to getting into my comfortable clothes” *takes socks off* “ahhh… that’s the stuff.”

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careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.

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Warlocks after a short rest

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My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"