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We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

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IT’S TIME FOR MEME-ORY LANE 2017!

2016 

2015

2014

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You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

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share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent

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A family isn’t always one man and one woman. Sometimes a family is a bog witch, an assassin, an assassin nun who sings, a living statue, an elderly wraith, a giant with cornrows who loves the arts, an alcoholic who lost his wife to his cousin, the half blood prince, and a dog.

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it’s the little things in dragon age: inquisition

the dragon in crestwood has killed one guard, three horses, five goats, and two cats

the fair-weather friends trial doubles all approval losses. the description text is superimposed over morrigan’s tarot as a callback to Morrigan Disapproves 

the most common cause of death for dai testers was death by bear

if you’ve never played an elf, solas fucknig lies to you about everything including translations 

sten: “The elves are a lithe, pointy eared people who excel at poverty.” elf race description during character creation: “Elves are a historically oppressed people, distinguishable by their pointed ears and lithe frames.”

similarly during legacy dlc: “If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I’m done.” sorry, varric.

merrill’s eluvian can be seen in the crossroads

you can loot a necklace called “Kitty’s Collar”, which refers to kitty and amalia from honnleath in da:o

vivienne compliments your fashion sense if you use orlesian decor in skyhold

in trespasser if you have low approval with solas you skip the entire 15m conversation and get a 30s summary with a bonus “i hate you” hand yank 

the crossroads looks different depending on whether you’re an elf or not

a dude named lord trifles minutae gives you a giant spoon 

certainty, the sword dropped by samson, is almost probably definitely a refurb of meredith’s old sword

“all new, faded for her” is an anagram for “fen’harel dread wolf” 

also solas: “not unless we collapse the Veil and bring the Fade here so I can casually reshape reality, no.” bruh 

there are grey warden bottles for each of the potential-GW hawke sibling: “Toast them all!” for carver and “princess piss” for bethany

attacking lord woolsey turns him into a rage demon. guess who found this out the hard way

the voice of kieran is the irl son of the voice of morrigan

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The only justification I’ll accept from Bioware if DA4 isn’t set in Tevinter.

-end of trespasser-

Inquisitor: -stabs map with dagger-

Inquisitor: -hits tevinter-

Inquisitor: …wait shit no not there let me do it again I missed

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Solas: I am… concerned about the Inquisitor. Cassandra: Why is that? Solas: Yesterday after she finished her discussion with Leliana she… Instead of using the stairs she hurled herself from the top of the tower down onto my desk. Then picked herself up and addressed me as if nothing odd had occurred. Blackwall: She does it from the battlements as well. Just last week I was strolling by the stables when a dwarf in hundred pound armor came streaking down from the sky like a bloody meteor. Left a dent in the sod. She stood there shuddering for a second and then stood up, grinned, and asked me how I felt about Cullen’s leadership. Varric: The other day I caught her staring down a cliff in the Storm Coast. I pointed out that there was a path nearby, but she just said, “Nah, I’ve got enough guard for this.” And flung herself off.  Cassandra: I… I was not aware. Inquisitor: *Lands in a thunderous heap a few feet away* Hey guys, I saw you from the east tower and wondered what the party was all about! What’s everybody talking about?

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the best 12 seconds of the show lost in the transition from the workshop to broadway (from one last ride, precursor to one last time)

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my dad has watched lord of the rings about one and a quarter times in his life

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i’ve never played this game

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CIA: we sent Naked Snake to kill the Boss and save the world from nuclear war.

World: you fucked up a perfectly good soldier is what you did. look at him. he has PTSD.

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typical fangirl

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So I made a list of all the memes of 2015

God what a weird year this was….

Sure, Jan

Take a closer look at that snout

mmmm, Whatcha say

Text posts on old paintings

Rick-rolling & reverse rick rolling (sometimes w/ mmm whatcha say)

Bath bomb culture/ shaming bath bomb culture

Left shark/Superbowl halftime (sharks & the more you know)

Lady with the opossum (got my ticket for the long way ‘round)

50 SOG “Desires are…unconventional” (naruto/shrek/brony rooms, etc..)

His name is snart

Is the dress white and gold or blue and black???!?

Captain America Civil War

Cap splitting the log w/ bare hands (genius has been successfully turned on)

Camo = invisible (where it at tho)

Countermemeing

Tumblr deleting accounts for the music thing

Mixing memes

Leo DiCaprio doesn’t get an oscar AGAIN

AHS Hotel (suite life was best)

The Tumblr update

Pancake art

Waluigi (replacing halelujah in songs)

Hollaback hirl mmm this may shit bang people failing

I love ___ especially their ____ (looks at smudged writing on hand) (microwave, not in

the band anymore, etc.)

When mom isn’t home

Rick rolling (cont.) and rick rolling with other meme songs - rick rolling a rick roll. Also,

reverse rick rolling

Tumblr deleting accounts bc of the copyright music rules

“Handmaiden, fetch me my scrolls" “right away, my feudal lord” Legend of Korra

“These are their stories”

Natalia kills/originality thing

Zodiac posts/ zodiac shaming

Hoe don’t do it *does it* oh my god

Steve Rogers the Dorito

April Fool’s copy machine excel posts (2005 esque)

George bush profited from 911

Jesus isn’t dead memes (Easter)

Uptown funk literally everywhere

Don’t ___ (scroll down a lot) craft (DanPhil)

Shitpost generator

Emoji stories/ songs (i.e. apple bottom jeans)

Iggy’s rapping/freestyling

Hillary Duff 2016 (Clinton memes)

Russia outlaws Putin memes & GAY PUTIN

Stupid illuminati conspiracies (ex. Salad)

Snid/sneepole/snurch (snail things)

Pepe returns with a vengeance

rare pepes and aesthetic pepes

Deez Nuts

Lemon whores

Paul Blart (ec. Flesh Mall)

Meme puns

McFreakin loose it

Nickelback photograph video edits

Cheeky nandos

You Stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks

As a lesbian……..supporter

“Untoasted slice of white bread",“white bread now toasted”

Hating on coleslaw

Shia LaBeouf "do it”

I’m the ____ (beard, bird, random thing in picture/textpost)

Minions again/ kill the minions (and minions are Facebook’s equivalent of pepe

capitalist memes vs. organic memes)

The Rihanna gif (the wink/I gotcha gif)

Dancing shittalking rabbits (the dentist and naruto stories)

I didn’t get no sleep cause of y'all, now y'all gonna get no sleep cause of me

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE

👀👌👀👌👀👌 that’s some good that’s good shit 👍👌👀 mhhhhm 💯

“Is that a fall out boy song”/ by fall out boy

*stuffing breadsticks in my purse* I have to go

Gemini bashing

Back to the Future day/ everyone wants the future pizza thing

“Hah its funny because of (wrong thing)

YOU KNOW IM A SLUT FOR (ex: Doritos)

Making fun of guy fieri

John CENA (+ the music and intro)

Replacing words with “gun”

You’ve heard of (thing) now get ready for ___(insulting the thing)

Okay….that sounds fake but okay…

Beautiful cinnamon roll too good, too pure for this world

_____ and Chill (Putlocker, PBS, Netflix, etc..)

That one 80s workout video dancing to emo songs (emo jazzercise?)

Poot

The Spider-Man booty slap to songs

Psychic: *reads my mind* what the fuck

Hello, it’s me (Adele)

Evanescence edits (wake me up inside)

Insanely detailed vines

Grave robbing/stealing human bones

Neko Atsume (the cat things)

Hamilton the goddamn musical

Steve Harvey “I have to apologize” (miss universe thing)

Replacing the force awakens scroll intro text w/ dumb shit

Bork (doge 2.0ish)

*ridiculous haircut description*Barber: Say no more *ridiculous haircut picture*

Miley, what’s good?

Violently christmasing 

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reblog if u r but a humble river goblin doing the best they can which is below average and just plain awful

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…and then there´s Hawke. Never gets old ^^

If my three heroes ever got together.

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fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy