originalarchivist

[originalarchivist]

I can make physical living beings. I could build a child for proof. At a cost!

-the monster alchemist

No thank you. As funny as it would be to create a tiny Marius, I think Jonny would kill me, especially after telling him the truth.

[originalarchivist]

I can now confirm after a stealing a bottle, your first mates tastes in liquors is worse than what a 6 year old sneaking into a garage would grab off the shelves.

-phanadra addler

@the-snake-eyes-casino

I-

Are you on the Aurora? Should I ought to be concerned?

[originalarchivist]

Unfortunately this is correct.

Glitter has whatever the opposite of a half life is. Every year the amount of glitter on a thing with glitter on doubles. This happens through glamour radiation.

[originalarchivist]

Will do. Have fun giving Marius a breakdown.

With permission from both Nastya and Aurora I have decided to enact a new protocol in my archives.

If anyone tries to access 51395-A without booking an appointment they will be hung drawn quartered and then thrown into the incinerator where you will be forced to regenerate in agony until someone takes enough pity on you to pull you out.

Sincerely

-Ivy

[originalarchivist]

"Good. Have fun, I need to finish backing up."

*Ivy puts her gun down, going back to peacefully backing herself up*

With permission from both Nastya and Aurora I have decided to enact a new protocol in my archives.

If anyone tries to access 51395-A without booking an appointment they will be hung drawn quartered and then thrown into the incinerator where you will be forced to regenerate in agony until someone takes enough pity on you to pull you out.

Sincerely

-Ivy

[originalarchivist]

"Jonny."

*she looks at him deadpan, waiting for him to catch on*

"If you don't tell Marius I was lying, I'll give you access to the entire archives. For an hour."

With permission from both Nastya and Aurora I have decided to enact a new protocol in my archives.

If anyone tries to access 51395-A without booking an appointment they will be hung drawn quartered and then thrown into the incinerator where you will be forced to regenerate in agony until someone takes enough pity on you to pull you out.

Sincerely

-Ivy

[originalarchivist]

"How Marius became pregnant? Have you considered asking him?"

*Ivy puts her leads down, stopping the backing up process*

"Besides 51395-A may happen to not exist in these archives."

With permission from both Nastya and Aurora I have decided to enact a new protocol in my archives.

If anyone tries to access 51395-A without booking an appointment they will be hung drawn quartered and then thrown into the incinerator where you will be forced to regenerate in agony until someone takes enough pity on you to pull you out.

Sincerely

-Ivy

[originalarchivist]

*Ivy immediately pulls her gun out, aiming in the direction of Jonny*

Your appointments in a year. You're immortal, wait another year.

With permission from both Nastya and Aurora I have decided to enact a new protocol in my archives.

If anyone tries to access 51395-A without booking an appointment they will be hung drawn quartered and then thrown into the incinerator where you will be forced to regenerate in agony until someone takes enough pity on you to pull you out.

Sincerely

-Ivy

[originalarchivist]

Arachnids Jonny. I believe I've told you that numerous times. And the octokittens bite you because you smell of Nastya.

With permission from both Nastya and Aurora I have decided to enact a new protocol in my archives.

If anyone tries to access 51395-A without booking an appointment they will be hung drawn quartered and then thrown into the incinerator where you will be forced to regenerate in agony until someone takes enough pity on you to pull you out.

Sincerely

-Ivy

[originalarchivist]

I would argue the opposite. There's a reason we don't have many spspiders around the ship.

*she's currently sitting on the floor cross legged, typing while backing up her digital archives*

With permission from both Nastya and Aurora I have decided to enact a new protocol in my archives.

If anyone tries to access 51395-A without booking an appointment they will be hung drawn quartered and then thrown into the incinerator where you will be forced to regenerate in agony until someone takes enough pity on you to pull you out.

Sincerely

-Ivy

[originalarchivist]

I believe their research to help around reproduction, so that wouldn't be particularly beneficial for you either.

With permission from both Nastya and Aurora I have decided to enact a new protocol in my archives.

If anyone tries to access 51395-A without booking an appointment they will be hung drawn quartered and then thrown into the incinerator where you will be forced to regenerate in agony until someone takes enough pity on you to pull you out.

Sincerely

-Ivy

[originalarchivist]

I wouldn't lie to you about the appointment schedule of my archives Jonny. The octokittens are using 51395-A to 51395-Z for important research. That will take a year. Maybe more. I'm sorry, there's very little predictability within their research.

With permission from both Nastya and Aurora I have decided to enact a new protocol in my archives.

If anyone tries to access 51395-A without booking an appointment they will be hung drawn quartered and then thrown into the incinerator where you will be forced to regenerate in agony until someone takes enough pity on you to pull you out.

Sincerely

-Ivy

[originalarchivist]

I'm sorry Jonny, but 51395-A is incredibly busy with appointments from the octokittens right now and a year is the closest I can fit you in for.

With permission from both Nastya and Aurora I have decided to enact a new protocol in my archives.

If anyone tries to access 51395-A without booking an appointment they will be hung drawn quartered and then thrown into the incinerator where you will be forced to regenerate in agony until someone takes enough pity on you to pull you out.

Sincerely

-Ivy

[originalarchivist]

I'll take that as a yes.

With permission from both Nastya and Aurora I have decided to enact a new protocol in my archives.

If anyone tries to access 51395-A without booking an appointment they will be hung drawn quartered and then thrown into the incinerator where you will be forced to regenerate in agony until someone takes enough pity on you to pull you out.

Sincerely

-Ivy

[originalarchivist]

Are you free next year at 3:35-3:40?

With permission from both Nastya and Aurora I have decided to enact a new protocol in my archives.

If anyone tries to access 51395-A without booking an appointment they will be hung drawn quartered and then thrown into the incinerator where you will be forced to regenerate in agony until someone takes enough pity on you to pull you out.

Sincerely

-Ivy

[originalarchivist]

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@just-a-jolly-wooden-lad

I will be there in a minute Solider. Just allow me to steal some of Ashes liquor so your experience of being drunk again has a better flavour than my most recent.

[originalarchivist]

do you have any books from the library of jurgen leitner in your archives

I don't believe we possess any of his books. However, we do have records of a Jurgen Leitner within an Olden Earth podcast.