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REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.
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you got some scaralumi now have some silly scaraether from yours truly
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"Don't you dare touch me, you—!" A voice hisses from high above, almost booming with the same intensity as a strike of lightning. It cuts off rather hastily, once its owner realised bad habits were settling back in, but much to his mounting frustration, healing was not something that could simply occur overnight.
A giant hand withdraws, and so does the offender after such an outburst.
"I… I apologise. I should've asked."
"No shit!" The giant figure seems to curl in on itself slightly after expressing its own distress.
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"Are you… Are you okay?" Aether's voice rang out, uncertainty clinging to it as clear as day. It was worth a shot, but he also knew how rocky their relationship was, given the circumstances.
A cacophony of laughter escapes the giant puppet, almost on cue.
"Am I okay? You sound more ridiculous each passing day. Why don't you mind your own business, Traveller? You have bigger fish to fry."
"Not right now." Aether hesitates for a moment, before closing the gap between them both once more, earning the intense gaze of his former enemy. "Can you give me your hand?"
"Go away. I don't need your pity." He spat.
"Please?"
Accompanied by a loud huff, a massive hand drops down and is offered to the smaller boy, not nearly having the energy to deal with Aether's annoying levels of sheer persistence— Perhaps the Wanderer was even curious towards Aether's intentions, however there was no way he would admit that, not even to himself.
Aether wasted no time climbing on, already grabbing onto his huge digits and proceeded to pull them around himself like a living, wooden blanket, earning the most incredulous look from his victim.
"You. Are. Insane."
"Am I? I thought I was giving you what you wanted."
The fingers suddenly clasp his tiny form with a worrying amount of pressure, causing Aether to choke a little, before scrambling to regain his composure. Honestly, he couldn't help but follow up with a chuckle and grin, knowing he'd hit the right nerve.
"When will you learn to keep your little mouth shut."
"When you admit to being touch-starved."
Aether is almost immediately yanked up and presented before the puppet's steely gaze, just barely holding onto his silly grin.
"I could kill you right here and now."
"And yet you haven't already. Please, stop fighting yourself." Two thumbs then make their assault on either sides of the captive boy’s face, squishing his cheeks in an attempt to make him look pathetic. Unfortunately, the Wanderer would never receive the distress he fooled himself into wanting from Aether— In fact, he dared to even think the smaller, golden individual was actually content with such handling, so long as he got what he wanted in the end.
Just what the hell was going through this idiot's head?! As if answering his thoughts, Aether’s voice broke through the rough handling, earning a moments respite. “I know you have trouble trusting people. So, I thought I could spend some time with you— Maybe help you with trusting me.” Aether thinks he spots the Wanderer’s gaze softening ever so slightly. “You don’t need to exert so much control over everything else now. You’re safe. We aren’t going to hurt you.” The Doctor wasn’t there to manipulate him into such heinous and agonising experiments anymore. The Doctor would never come back for him… The Doctor had forgotten the Sixth had even existed. …
Silently, the Wanderer relented, slowly allowing his weary shoulders to droop and more of his weight to be supported by the tree he was still resting against. The pressure around Aether diminished as a result, hand now propped on a giant, unbreathing chest that lacked a human heartbeat. It was still coiled around him, Aether noted. Not tightly, but enough to seem unwilling to let go. Daring to act on impulse, Aether starts caressing one of the wooden fingers curling around him, a soft smile inevitably adorning his features when they pulled a little tighter, perhaps fearing the smaller individual would leave him like everyone else. But no, Aether was still there, convincingly content with putting himself in the hands of a former enemy— More than happy to offer himself as a form of comfort.
“If you ever dare betray me… I will end you without another thought.”
“I know. Which is why you don’t have to worry.”
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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
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Guys,listen-
Reader was an abandoned baby found by Melusines, Neuvilette took care of reader as his own. Reader grow up and Neuvilette as a father have a responsibility to find you a partner (no he doesn't, he just want to make sure you landed with good people)
Cue him in his office, hair messy thinking who in Fontaine would be a good candidate as his future son/daughter-in-law.
Would be funny if you ended up with one of The Sevens instead.
Probably gonna set in modern setting because i would rather shit my pants than drawing Fontaine characters' clothes.
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"𝗜 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨"
a/u: i like doomed relationships. this is just a prologue. next chapter would be real teehee. can you guess where the reader would be reborn?
warning: death, implied unhealthy relationship.
Your life was normal, halting from a wealthy and ended up winding up with a well-paid job.
The little diamond ring around your finger spoke volumes of the engagement with your beloved fiancee.
There was something that felt missing in your life though.
It was mundane, waking up to an excessively needy lover, who you didn't know if your feelings remained like the first time, plus enduring some bad rumors because you were privileged.
The butterflies previously resided in your stomach morphed into skull moths, and you weren't sure if you could contain them anymore.
Lingering touches and gazes started to seem overbearing, too suffocating, like vines wrapped around your form.
It was another exhausting anniversary of your five-year relationship, and while you were heading back home, texting with your betrothed, you were stabbed from behind.
The sky had already been coated in darkness, the streets had been emptied throughout, all were a perfect formula for a murder.
Being rich was a bitch was your dazed thought, as blood gushed out, red tainted the outfit you loved.
Blots danced in your vision, and when you messaged back a meaningless 'I love you', you officially died.
At least you escaped that boring existence, right?
Fate decided to toy with you by placing you in Genshin Impact, a game you spent most time investing in.
You remembered being proud of your C8 Qiqu and DPS Furina since you usually dragged the sooner to co-op.
So you spent two unremarkable years in Fontaine as a florist, while concealing your knowledge about the future, for all the fanfic you read, and since this world worshipped the Creator too.
You didn't want to get outed as this enigmatic possible imposter or deal with the characters' religious frenzies.
Furina was an interesting case to observe, and Neuvilette often made a few appearances there and then.
Melusines sometimes ran around before your shop, requesting beautiful bouquets.
Business was doing well, not worldwide famous nor near the bridge of close down, just an average shop you expected from an NPC
Strangely enough, you didn't feel guilty for abandoning your fiancee, instead enjoying the fresh freedom you longed for.
Away from her keen eyes, slimy fingers, and unnecessary jealousy.
Recently, there had been rumors about the appearance of a person who proclaimed herself to be the saintess, sent by the Creator.
You could already sense Furina's fuming in the court, and other archons' demeanors.
Oh well, you would just return back to work and watch as another Sagau Imposter fanfic unfolded. Surely, nothing could go wrong-
"[Name]?"
Fuck.
Out of all people, it was her all alone.
Her eyes, filled with twisted feelings, disgusted you.
Her figure engulfed you whole into an embrace, squeezing the breath of your body.
What made it worse, was that you had overestimated the characters' intelligence, and they genuinely believed she was the one.
You could feel their eyes prickling against your skin as you frantically pushed her away, ignoring the shakes of your body and the ragged breaths.
They didn't understand why the vessel of the benevolent and caring God was rejected by this mere mortal.
In their eyes, you should have been overjoyed upon being pampered by the saintess.
And so, the tranquility you experienced shattered easily underneath the pressure of these beings.
Your shop was demolished, your reputation was torn apart, and your privacy was out of the picture, as you were regarded as the saintess's lover.
Oh, if only they knew the saintess considered you her god.
You lost yourself to the person you vowed v.
But the Fatui wasn't happy.
Tsarista was fuming, assuming you had cast a spell on her.
She sent her loyal followers to chase after you, in secret of course.
In the end, you were accused of fraud, tax evasion, and many other crimes.
The execution was held in front of the people, as the saintess drowned herself in sorrow and desperation, you died.
Your body sank deeper into the ocean, red blood mixed with the water, and your eyes closed.
It should have been you.
You were the one who arrived first.
Hell, you even helped more people than her! You knew more things about this forsaken game than her!
Stop looking at you with such pity!
Just because you were being rightfully paranoid didn't mean you were stupid!
There was a tale of a picturesque saintess and a mysterious traveler, alongside a weird creature.
They embarked on a journey to the seven lands of Teyvat.
What a shame, you died even before the story began.
"oh issue of the stars, may fate beest so kind to blesseth thee with anoth'r chance. may teyvat learneth to loveth thee, liketh how the 'saintess' loveth thee. "
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~GENSHIN SMAU
POV: sending them an 'embrassing' picture of themselves
-wanderer
-wrio
-neuvillette
-alhaitham
-kinich
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How they tend to you after getting injured
Feat. Albedo, Childe, Kinich, Scaramouche
A/N: Slightly suggestive in Childe's part, more so in Scaramouche's
“Move it a bit for me?”
You couldn’t help but grimace a little at that prospect. “I’d rather not.”
That promptly earns you a disapproving look from the alchemist. Which is quite an unusual sight for him, you think. He must be really concerned then.
“Slowly.” A soft musing laced in his voice as his fingers gently wrap around your wrist to move your hand at a slow pace.
You hiss quietly at the sharp pain. “It’s not broken,” you state, trying to convince yourself more than actually being sure of that.
“No,” Albedo attests, touching up your wrist, careful not to hurt you further, “it’s fortunately not. Yet, your wrist is in a less-than-ideal state.”
You raise your eyebrow and reply in a flat tone, “Really.”
Albedo’s eyes meet yours, unaltered. “Positive.”
Then his brows furrow as his gaze falls on something next to you on the table. He reaches for the bottle of painkillers you took earlier, inspecting them with concerned incredulity. “My love, I hope you didn’t expect to cure a sprained bone with these pills alone?”
“Well…I mean, maybe?” you fumble with your words. “They’re good.”
Albedo can’t help the sigh leaving his lips as he shakes his head and grabs the pack of bandages, he prepared. “I will bring along some more profound remedy later if that’s alright with you.”
Carefully, he starts wrapping a string of bandages around your hand, making sure it sits steady and firm but not enough to be painful.
“Does that feel comfortable enough?” He shifts his eyes back to yours, observing closely for any indication of pain on your face.
Somehow his soft-spoken words seem to soothe the pain on their own Your heart tightens along with the last string of bandages as he seems to be so utterly tender and gentle with you.
“Yes,” you whisper. “Thank you. I’m sorry, for the fright earlier.”
“Nonsense.” Albedo gently lifts up your now bandaged hand and presses a feather-light kiss against the cloth. “I’m glad I could help.”
“You’re slacking more than usual. Where’s your fire today?”
The sounds of clashing swords against each other halt for a moment when Childe stems his sword into the earth beneath. He tilts his head as his arms sneak under to support his chin against the grip of his sword. A boyish grin on his lips as wiggles his eyebrows suggestively. “Long night?”
You huff, mirroring his position. “Shut up, you shithead.” He knows damn well who’s to blame for your lack of sleep recently.
But Childe only snickers, like that smug ass he is, giving you a once-over. “Oho, we have a sore loser here I see.”
“You just want me to pay for the dinner tonight.”
“Precisely.” His smirk widens. “There is an evening waiting for you full of relaxation, notorious meals and of course the best company Liyue has to offer.” Childe takes a few steps back, widening his arms out in a dramatic manner. “Me.”
“See, I’d actually beg to defy that statement,” you start as you put your sword away. But when you look back up, the single head movement causes a sudden spur, your vision adorned by black dots for a moment. “Damn,” you huff, holding onto a tree for some support.
“Woah, there.” Within a second Childe is at your side, his hand reaches out, holding you in place. “You okay?” His tone has shifted into a more serious one.
You blink and your vision clears one more. A sort of sheepish, perhaps slightly embarrassed grin settles on your lips as you meet his eyes. “Yeah. That treasure hoarder must’ve gotten me a bit harder than I’ve assumed.”
But Childe doesn’t join in on your amusement and frowns instead. “What treasure hoarder? On your way to Liyue earlier?”
Exasperated, you run a hand through your hair as you get reminded of the events earlier that day. “Unfortunately.” An annoyed scoff escapes you. “Please, it was embarrassing enough as it is. Don’t make me live through that again.”
Childe’s eyes slightly darken and he’s quiet for a moment. Contemplating. As if settling on some plan. Then from one moment to the other, his expression immediately clears up again and he ruffles your hair in an affectionate way. “I suggest, we let the food deliver to us instead and you’re gonna tell me exactly what happened, hm?”
Disgruntled, you push his hand from your head. “Childe, it’s-“
“Ah-ah, no. Concussions should be treated seriously. Off you go now.” He shoos you forward gently, but now his arm is draped around your waist, just to make sure you’ll stay on your feet. “Come now.”
“You’re walking funny.”
Confused, you turn your head back around to where Kinich is walking behind you, raising your eyebrow. “Excuse me?”
Kinich’s eyes are focused on your feet, analysing. “Did you sprain your ankle?”
“No,” you turn back ahead, “it’s not that bad.”
His fingers take hold of your wrist, stopping you in your tracks. “May I see?”
You frown. “My foot?”
“Your ankle,” he corrects, his face unchanged.
“Right now?”
“Yes.” It’s obvious he isn’t up for any kind of discussion.
You look around the jungle you’re passing through. Quite the inconvenient setting.
“Kinich, I swear it’s-“
“Please.”
You nearly crumble. Both at his touch as well as the tender look in his eyes. So you relent with a sigh. “Alright, just-, “You look around for something to sit down. “Let’s get somewhere closed off, yeah?”
One settled on a nearby rock, Kinich crouches down in front of you, one hand on your calf the other on your knee. He sure seems like he’s done this a couple of times before. Well, in his line of work…
“Can you bend it?” Kinich asks then. Some strands of his hair fall into his face and you’re tempted to reach out and gently brush them away.
You blink. Focus.
“Sure. Well, I think I’d rather not bend it though.”
He hums, contemplative. “I’d rather you not as well.” After carefully checking up upon your skin and bones he looks up again to meet your eyes, a bit of a stern look on his face. More so than usual. “You realise this is swollen, right? Surely you must feel that?”
“Mayhaps,” you admit more hesitantly than he’d like.
Kinich frowns, sighs and then stands up. “Come on. I carry you. It’s not far off anymore, anyway.”
At that suggestion, your heart skips a beat. “No way.”
He crosses his arms. Then one eyebrow rises. “You think I’d dare to drop you?”
“I have dignity.” You explain and prop up your elbows as you lean back against the rock before you add, “And pride.”
“There won’t be much left of your pride if you continue to walk that way in the open.” He takes a few steps back with a glint in his eyes. “I’d put that into careful consideration as well if I were you.”
You squeeze your eyes at him. “You’re playing dirty.”
Kinich lips curve into a smile. Then he adjusts with ease and lifts you up into his arms. “And yet I win.”
You are in heaven. You could swear it.
It has been weeks now, where missions, the fatui or simple life have kept you away from each other, getting barely any time to spend.
And while Scaramouche might not outwardly admit that he’s missed you (or your touch), it is now quite evident in the way his lips adorn your skin, his fingers trailing along your body like he has to physically assure himself, you’re right here. Right beneath his very hands.
His hand slides down your midriff and his fingers grace the skin beneath your shirt, causing goosebumps to spread there. “Your fingers are cold,” you murmur dazedly between kisses, yet a slight amusement has found its way into your voice.
Scaramouche simply captures your complaint with his lips, a slight tug on his mouth. “Don’t tell me we have a temperature problem on our hands?”
“Not for long I hope,” you reply with a teasing grin and return the kiss again with more fervour. He obliges immediately.
But just as he’s about to slip your shirt over your head he pauses. You bite your lip to stop a few less-than-dignifying words from leaving your mouth and open your eyes instead. “What’s wrong? Too cold after all?”
Scaramouche’s hand tethers your waits as his gaze is locked on someplace on your ribs, the reverence from moments ago completely vanished. Now there’s a grim expression as his eyes dart down to you. “What happened here?”
You follow his line of sight where sure enough, the gash from one of your fights greets you. One, that you have perhaps pushed back farther into the depths of your mind for the sake of the moment.
“It’s nothing bad,” you explain. You feel somehow caught, trying to overplay the situation by mumbling on. “Seriously, just a stupid cut from days ago.”
“Do you think I’m stupid?” There’s an agitated tension in the room now as Scaramouche’s annoyance level rises and his expression darkens. “I know for a fact this hasn’t been here for a few days already. It’s fresh. And you’re aggravating it further.”
That prompts you to prop your elbows on the bed, frowning. “It’s not bleeding, it barely even hurts. It is fine. Absolutely. Can we just…?”
His eyes narrow at your words, jaw clenching. “Perhaps you’re the stupid one then.” He clicks his tongue in irritation and gets up from the bed, muttering some disgruntled curses.
Slowly, you sit up on the bed and pull your shirt back down to cover your midriff again. You watch him roaming around the room, gathering some utensils from the shelf at his side of the bed before he returns to sit beside you. Scaramouche doesn’t look at you. In unbent silence, he pushes you back down on the sheets to give him a better angle to the wound on your side. You swallow a grunt at the sharp pain and his grip on your waist tightens for a moment.
You observe him quietly as he works, eyebrows scrunched with his anger simmering just beneath the surface. Obviously, you’re aware that his irritation stems from the desire to keep you safe, from his protective nature, and his destined grief of you one day inevitably slipping through his fingers.
“Scara-“
“Shut up. I’m done already.”
His gaze meets yours once again and for a few silent moments, you just stare at each other, with unspoken emotions swirling around on both of your faces.
Then he suddenly scoffs and puts the utensils away. As if trying to shake off his sense of irritation. “Who risks their health in such a way just to get laid?”
You can’t help the grin spreading on your lips. “Hey, at least that’ll leave a sick scar.”
“I’m gonna murder you, y/n. I’m serious.”
He isn’t.
Thank you so much for reading! Comments and reblogs are so appreciated <3
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