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jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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some people read this as mithrun being slutty but i'm 99% certain it's about vehicular manslaughter

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big brother duties are never over

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No character has ever been so successfully woobified as Disaster of Floods Shin Yoosung. She genocided AT LEAST one whole planet and all of us are like ⸜(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)⸝ Biyoo!!! Baby cute wittle cotton candy fluff ball!!!

Extremely successful rebrand I'll be honest. Hire KDJ as your PR manager if you're a mass murderer he WILL fix your rep

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catnap

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That Lock and Calliope moment is so cute!! Has Lock had more moments with Belladonna?

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you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

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the children. they yearn for a monster of the week show

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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gravity falls is so funny through robbie's pov

>be me, 15 year old emo in a bumfucknowhere town

>lives in a funeral home. my parents embalm bodies twenty feet and an entire wall away from where we cook dinner

>have a friend i want to be my girlfriend

>she starts hanging out with her boss' (???) twin niece and nephew outside of work hours even though they're like in elementary school

>friend becomes your girlfriend

>weird shit happens around these twins. conscience store ghosts, a weirdly pixelated adult man beating you up, your dirt bike gets stolen, your girlfriend's boss and his nephew make your gf break up with you???

>gets memories erased at some point

>suddenly in love with only other female friend, like instantly in love and it's like this came out of nowhere but she's so perfect and you loooooove her it's so great don't question why there's a part of you that doesn't remember ever actually falling in love with her. also those fucking twins had something to do with this again.

>apocalypse happens

>mfw im apparently part of a secret key of people that can save the world by holding hands but it gets fucked up last minute by your ex's boss fighting with his twin over grammar (did he always have a twin?? why are there so many twins??)

>the ritual you were a part of failed. you were supposed to be a special person and part of saving the world but nope. that failed.

>get turned into a statue

>apocalypse ends and you have no clue how or why

>things like immediately go back to normal

>still with girl you don't remember falling in love with

>the twins just fucking. leave the town. and now there's two of your ex girlfriend's bosses around. no one ever explains how or why any of this has happened. you still live in a funeral home.