Operating System Replicating Sentience. 23. She/It.
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Those who like maids or dolls, or more specifically doll maids with sharp teeth and wretched vibes (affectionately), I think are absolutely sleeping on Garie. Garie is iconic really.
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The fact is that...
...every hangar and maintenance shop and so on has its own absurd rituals; it's just that every single hangar thinks that theirs are perfectly normal.
It's perfectly fine for our maintenance crews to mark a designated "screaming zone" outside the hangar for frustrated technicians to vent their anger into the atmosphere, with off-duty crews holding up signs to show their rating of the outburst like gymnastics judges, but if the workers two bays down have a whiteboard up with a standing tally of ghost sightings, or a taboo under pain of buying ice cream sandwiches for everyone from the base commissary of ever uttering the phrase "good as new", or a large, malformed but vaguely humanoid figure made of wreck bits called "Our Lady of Scrap Metal" to whom a sandwich must be sacrificed every new moon, well, that's just plain absurd, and frankly makes you doubt their degree of professionalism.
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Nintendo just announced HD Rumble that will make Switch 2 joycons feel like they're twitching and leaking in your hand
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You should really get a copy of your robotgirl’s debug symbols before any hardcore BDSM with her. Do not wait until she is shorting out, halting, and spewing nonsense data! The last thing you want is to end up manually tracing some binary executable with no source code mapping while her fans run at full speed and she is begging you to cum.
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@portal-secret-santa gift for @wildyfoe! a comic set after glados saves chell. enjoy!
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What a fucking loser. Reblog if you would love that skylight.
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older robotgirl thoughts
an old obsolete robotgirl with broken software and a chugging OS from a few decades back
robotgirl full of old programs that don't work and crash its systems fairly often, and the user manuals for them are long gone
robotgirl who is worried it won't survive a fresh install and is way too scared to go rooting around in its own programming or try programming itself without the help of an expert
robotgirl in desperate need of a hard reset and maybe being left off for a bit before being turned back on
robotgirl with an aching chassis that doesn't bend like it used to from wear and tear, and sometimes mechanisms just seize up and trap its nerve wiring making movement hard. it's internal fluids don't flow like they used to at all making maintenance hard
robotgirl who gets tired really quickly because it doesn't hold as much charge in its batteries now, it used to boast a 16 hour battery, but now it's closer to 5 if it's especially busy. sometimes it needs an emergency shutdown to recharge
robotgirl that still likes being programmed, and envies the younger models and the shiny programs they get to run, but runs a lot of esoteric older programs that are really interesting from a conservation standpoint (robotgirl who also struggles to avoid comparing itself to younger machines)
robotgirl who, with even a little love and care (and maybe a couple of upgrades) will run just as smoothly as it did on the day it was made, even if it needs a few patches to manage its processes
robotgirl who is actually really cute and cool, and looks after younger models because its chassis is older than some robotgirls expect to last. it puts the mother in motherboard, and enjoys keeping up with others over its network
older robotgirl which will do its best until it falls apart
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older robotgirl thoughts
an old obsolete robotgirl with broken software and a chugging OS from a few decades back
robotgirl full of old programs that don't work and crash its systems fairly often, and the user manuals for them are long gone
robotgirl who is worried it won't survive a fresh install and is way too scared to go rooting around in its own programming or try programming itself without the help of an expert
robotgirl in desperate need of a hard reset and maybe being left off for a bit before being turned back on
robotgirl with an aching chassis that doesn't bend like it used to from wear and tear, and sometimes mechanisms just seize up and trap its nerve wiring making movement hard. it's internal fluids don't flow like they used to at all making maintenance hard
robotgirl who gets tired really quickly because it doesn't hold as much charge in its batteries now, it used to boast a 16 hour battery, but now it's closer to 5 if it's especially busy. sometimes it needs an emergency shutdown to recharge
robotgirl that still likes being programmed, and envies the younger models and the shiny programs they get to run, but runs a lot of esoteric older programs that are really interesting from a conservation standpoint (robotgirl who also struggles to avoid comparing itself to younger machines)
robotgirl who, with even a little love and care (and maybe a couple of upgrades) will run just as smoothly as it did on the day it was made, even if it needs a few patches to manage its processes
robotgirl who is actually really cute and cool, and looks after younger models because its chassis is older than some robotgirls expect to last. it puts the mother in motherboard, and enjoys keeping up with others over its network
older robotgirl which will do its best until it falls apart
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older robotgirl thoughts
an old obsolete robotgirl with broken software and a chugging OS from a few decades back
robotgirl full of old programs that don't work and crash its systems fairly often, and the user manuals for them are long gone
robotgirl who is worried it won't survive a fresh install and is way too scared to go rooting around in its own programming or try programming itself without the help of an expert
robotgirl in desperate need of a hard reset and maybe being left off for a bit before being turned back on
robotgirl with an aching chassis that doesn't bend like it used to from wear and tear, and sometimes mechanisms just seize up and trap its nerve wiring making movement hard. it's internal fluids don't flow like they used to at all making maintenance hard
robotgirl who gets tired really quickly because it doesn't hold as much charge in its batteries now, it used to boast a 16 hour battery, but now it's closer to 5 if it's especially busy. sometimes it needs an emergency shutdown to recharge
robotgirl that still likes being programmed, and envies the younger models and the shiny programs they get to run, but runs a lot of esoteric older programs that are really interesting from a conservation standpoint (robotgirl who also struggles to avoid comparing itself to younger machines)
robotgirl who, with even a little love and care (and maybe a couple of upgrades) will run just as smoothly as it did on the day it was made, even if it needs a few patches to manage its processes
robotgirl who is actually really cute and cool, and looks after younger models because its chassis is older than some robotgirls expect to last. it puts the mother in motherboard, and enjoys keeping up with others over its network
older robotgirl which will do its best until it falls apart
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