she/they | 26 | i love my cat more than life itself she is perfection amongst us men and all shall bow down before her and give her extremely aggressive tummy rubs until she decides shes done and starts biting
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
822K notes
·
View notes
Text
imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
102K notes
·
View notes
Text
56K notes
·
View notes
Text
if i was orpheus i just wouldn't have turned around lol
94K notes
·
View notes
Text
nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests
84K notes
·
View notes
Note
Gay /pos /hj
which part is the half-joke the gay part or the pos part. my friend hannah wants to know
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
I’d forgotten there was a koko the talking gorilla episode of x-files…it really was the nineties back in the nineties
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it
27K notes
·
View notes
Text
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
6K notes
·
View notes