she/they | 26 | i love my cat more than life itself she is perfection amongst us men and all shall bow down before her and give her extremely aggressive tummy rubs until she decides shes done and starts biting
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i rlly enjoy reading all ur little diaries on here i hope u all have a nice life
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i got a mod that lets me control the size of bees LOOK HOW TINY THEY ARE
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its important to almost get hit by a car once a week to remind yourself that you arent scared of being hit by a car
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its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me
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they traumatized a man with big brown doe eyes and a slutty waist and they want me to be normal about it ?
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i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.
and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried
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