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sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald
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Pink Pony Club - Chappell Roan | Hildegard von Blingin'
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definitely top 10 image. like every day we are given so many opportunities to use it. unreal mileage. timeless
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You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?
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did you guys know Bellara can do a little happy dance after she hits an enemy :)
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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple
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parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)
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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
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A scallop hits da bricks. Filmed in Norway. From The Norwegian Fjords: Life in the Twilights (2018).
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every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back
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Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)
Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC
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Really fucked up that you can just inherit complexes from your mother and be fully aware that they're complexes from your mother but still do all that shit
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