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oh this is also an old one

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Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.

honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard.  i'm stealing this

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Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.

OH FUCK

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thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.

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@arroganceincarnate

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

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Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

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secret santa i did for @berrysquared

also this is a pirate au im making

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"if marlath would have would have been left to do his thing, he would have caused... horrors, obviously horrors"

"he would have invented health insurance."

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had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

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you should probably worry about the wraith as well

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"OH BOY, IT WOULD SURE SUCK IF THE FAE TOOK ME!" cried the man banging pots and pans together in the middle of a mushroom circle.

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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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trans rights are human rights dammit!!!!!