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idk who needs to hear this but if you signed up for a free trial for some subscription you don’t plan to keep bc you needed short-term access, go cancel it rn before you get charged

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now yall know what time it is

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“カワセミはよく勢い余って木に突き刺さると聞いたので、心と壁に突き刺さるカワセミ画鋲作りました。ついでにキツツキも。”（いしかわかずや｜アイデアクリエイター@issikazu20）

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So I spent a chunk of today re-reading Witch Hat Atelier and I just HAVE to share the men’s fashion in this series

Like LOOK at them all!! LOOK AT THEM!!! The tassels!! The embroidery!! The cloaks! The belts! The skirts! The shoes! The accessories!!

Like COME ON!!! Name another fantasy series that goes just as hard on the men’s fashion as it does on the women’s (and this series goes just as hard on the ladies’s outfits)

God I could gush about this manga for ages, but I really need you all to see how gorgeous you can make the clothes for a man. Fuck a tunic and breeches. Put that man in a dress

This has been propaganda to read Witch Hat Atelier

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Terrible things the commander has eaten:

Plasma (thief steal skill)

Random uncooked egg (thief steal skill)

Ambrosia (thief steal skill)

Time [in a bottle] (thief steal skill)

[Stick of] Mystery Meat (food item)

Avocado Smoothie (food item)

[Handful of Bjarni's] Rabbit Food (food item)

Crab Food (food item)

[Bowl of] Fly Soup (food item)

Flaming Fire Flakes (food item, legendary collection item)

Delicious Cave Spore (food item)

Prismatic Soylent (food item)

Honeypot Ant (food item, legendary collection item)

Toxic Bacon (HoT Hero Point, the toxin-cured hog)

Bloodstone Bisque (the only culinary use of bloodstone)

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shrimp socks 🦐🦐

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Do I have to say it?

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two new illustrations to celebrate the announcement of the second season!!! 💛🥳

i’m still trying to catch my breath since they came one after another and i still haven’t had the time to process them but NDKANDJ AA A A A AAAAA A A A A

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*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

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This man's an expert

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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My mom got phished in an EXTREMELY refined scam that pretty much anyone could fall for-- basically her account was already pre-hacked and they spoofed the bank's number exactly, called her pretending there was fraud, and read back legitimate and fake transactions and personal info so she wouldn't suspect they weren't the bank. Then discouraged her from logging in claiming the account was locked so they could investigate the fraud-- all so she wouldnt catch them making massive purchases using her stolen info.

We have the same boss and when she told him what happened he recommended she call the bank directly, so she did and they managed to catch it in time before $20k of transactions went through. Very scary

I guess the lesson here is never ever answer your phone, I love that fraud is so rampant an entire form of mass communication is now useless

ANYONE can fall for phishing scams- my mom is extremely smart and we discuss common scams that target her age demographic and she still fell for this. If it happened to me I may have fallen for it too. Always be careful!

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bonus: how long after graduating do you think it's reasonable to keep the notes?