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one of the more bleak things to acknowledge is that if you pirate literally all of your music and then set aside a spotify subscription's worth of money each month to spend on a single pay-what-you-want album, it would almost immediately amount to you supporting those musicians more than streaming does

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Claiming J D Vance fucked a couch: kind of funny

Claiming J D Vance killed the Pope: very funny

Claiming those were the same incident: priceless

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I think conclave (2024) fans should actually have tag privileges idk you could try “#real conclave” or maybe like “#conclave (nonfiction)” but the pope yaoi stays in #conclave

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welp. it was bound to happen at some point. looks like the whale was feeding and nabbed the guy by accident, and immediately spit him out:

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“Well, the stories leap from the printed page. I mean, when it says, ‘Holmes crawls through the bracken looking for a clue like a golden retriever,’ you can see it with your mind’s eye. When you do it, it’s hysterically funny. I’ve even had people in the studio, when I had suddenly crawled across the floor, say, ‘Not another of those.‘”

—Jeremy Brett

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oh we're doing leonard cohen hallelujah discourse again?

"it's not religious, it's a song about sex!"

it's more about relationships than about sex. there are parts of it that are about sex and that is because for most people sex is part of relationships. but it's more about heartbreak than sex

it is religious. it's chock full of religious references, on purpose. it's just not christian. and it's not dogmatic, and it's maybe a bit agnostic ("i don't even know the name.") but in a jewish context religion can be part of a song about relationships and a song that talks about sex

religion and sex are both parts of the human experience, and both intense parts of the human experience, and actually go together way more than people want to admit

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Sugarcane (2024, Emily Kassie & Julian Brave Noisecat)

An investigation into abuse and missing children at an Indian residential school sparks a reckoning on the nearby Sugarcane Reserve.

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conclave pr team inconsolable rn. if this happened 2 months ago they would have had that oscar in the bag

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the libertarian fantasy of safety regulations existing due to sadistic enjoyment of government officials oppressing the innocent small business is kind of hilarious the more you think about it. I hope there is actually a guy out there who just fucking LOVES recalling unsafe food in a sicko sort of way. i'd respect him.

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getting a “pope francis has died” notification from my news app while reading a smutty conclave fic was one of the most surreal moments of my life.

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“Lord I pray for these two bratty old queens to stop fighting…”

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X-men '97 as text posts

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X-men '97 as text posts

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WHAT EVEN WAS THIS SCENE

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Once upon a time there was a girl whose wicked stepmother forced her to clean the entire house for Pesach all by herself. So while her stepmother and stepsisters left early for the grand seder at the Prince's palace, the girl spent the afternoon sweeping and dusting and washing and polishing. As she finally burned the last crumbs of chametz in the fireplace, she saw the sun setting and knew she would never make it to the Prince's seder on time, so she began to prepare her own meager dinner: a little Passover pizza. But miraculously, her fairy godmother appeared and transformed the pizza into a flying carpet to take her to the palace, and the cheese into a beautiful dress for her to wear. And to commemorate this story, to this very day, that cheese is named after that girl: they called her Matzah-rella.

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Oh to be a loyal knight and serve my lord (we are fucking)

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ye who know of death before life is done ⚜🩸