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             She stares ahead at the water. It’s calm & hardly what she would call terrifying.                          However, she knows there are some who are afraid of its depths - - - just as well.

                  ( They should be, who knows what’s lurking just beneath the surface … ?? )

                    She looks up, catching your eyes in the process and grins a toothy grin:

                                       “ Hiya !!! Wanna go for a swim ?? “

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Starter Call !!

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Jellyfish washed ashore with a dead fish inside it. (Source)

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heavily armored knight women with weapons larger than their entire body

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mutual: HEY DO ANY OF MY MUTUALS WANT TO BE FRIENDS OR TALK HMU I LOVE YOU

me: they mean their other mutuals not me keep scrolling

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Send ♡ if you'd be interested in discussing a ship between our muses

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Send me a symbol! [Angst]

Or send “just angst me up” and I’ll use a random generator. ( tw: abuse, tw: death, tw: terminal illness )

♥: my muse fatally injures yours

♡: your muse fatally injures mine

▲: my muse’s dying words as yours holds them

△: my muse’s reaction to holding your dying muse

★: my muse breaks a promise

☆: my muse’s reaction to yours breaking a promise

✦: my muse reveals they are terminally ill

✧: my muse’s reaction to yours being terminally ill

✿: my muse hits yours out of anger

❀: my muse’s reaction to yours hitting them out of anger

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“Oh.” Bruce’s brows knitted. “Ye reckon she’s ‘appy in there? Blue sharks need a whole lot’a space.” From the shark’s perspective, he wasn’t certain about the whole-captivity situation. Upon his friends’ return from Monterey Bay Rehabilitation Center, the great white’s views on such things did change; he could appreciate the concept of humans actively helping injured sea creatures and releasing them back into the wild. The only areas of concern pertained to events where animals- healthy and wild- were captured for display purposes only. 

At the human’s question, Bruce gave a hearty chuckle. “Well, I don’t tend to migrate ‘round a lot, and that tends to be the major energy-burner for most great white besides huntin’.” A pause. “I also… don’t hunt, but I scavenge. Old shark kills, deceased whales or seals; waste not, want not,” he explained with a shrug. “Reckon it sounds a bit odd but, ye sorta lose the flavor for huntin’ once ye get to know yer prey.” An almost abashed, toothy grin spread across his lips. 

“Well, there’s also Anchor and Chum who do some patrols ‘round the farther parts ‘f the reef,” he added. 

She smiles - a curving of plush lips as she thinks his explanation over carefully. 

“ Tell me, Mr. Bruce ... are your friends as articulate as you ?? or, do they not actually speak ?? “

Her curiosity has gotten the better of her yet again & she swims a little closer to his side. 

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TEXTING MEME ⟶ WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE TWEETS ( 2012 / part one ) always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

[ text ] –– it is afternoon in america. eat your oranges!

[ text ] –– you should only eat the light orange oranges. do not eat the medium-light-orange oranges. consequences!

[ text ] –– controversial soda machines will not be removed. instead they will be booby-trapped to promote healthier drink choices.

[ text ] –– dark memories, forgotten dreams, strange feelings about common objects.. come to the annual children’s parade.

[ text ] –– do not despair life’s pains. celebrate life’s brevity.

[ text ] –– thank you for your interest. your name has been placed on a list. there will be prizes, and vanishings.

[ text ] –– a screaming came across the sky like it does every morning. it’s time for school again.

[ text ] –– the night sky is beautiful, dangerous, crowded. shout at it to prove something.

[ text ] –– breath is a pale blue foam.

[ text ] –– we have nothing to fear but fear itself. and throat spiders. also, many other things, several of which can be found in your home.

[ text ] –– eat moderately, and postpone death.

[ text ] –– windows should be approached cautiously in general, but especially for the next hour.

[ text ] –– over 300 people die yearly from inappropriate use of the cartesian coordinate system. don’t become a statistic.

[ text ] –– there’s a parade and street fair to celebrate the statistical unlikelihood of the world ending tomorrow.

[ text ] –– everything you ear is sunlight made physical. you are radiant and forever.

[ text ] –– hair scientists debating whether beards are sentient. do they ( scientists ) feel pain? should shaving remain a misdemeanor?

[ text ] –– the sun seems bigger.

[ text ] –– nothing exists. we deny everything, including our own denial. you were never here, or anywhere else, and we are all a work of fiction.

[ text ] –– it is possible for the human body to survive unprotected in space for several seconds. this information will become useful for you today.

[ text ] –– we are all people made up of several smaller people.

[ text ] –– you are not spending this exact moment loving something. correct this.

[ text ] –– it’s like scrabble but with teeth instead of tiles, and points are threats.

[ text ] –– would you rather have 5 eyes or hair that can feel pain?

[ text ] –– when it comes to heavy winds, screaming is a powerful retort.

[ text ] –– reject god, reject capitalism, reject government. eat sandwiches.

[ text ] –– close your eyes for 30 seconds. you will hear a gentle whisper over your right shoulder when it’s safe to open them.

[ text ] –– the moon is not your enemy, it is your friend. do not attack or provoke the moon.

[ text ] –– it is morning. you still feel things, and this is both good and bad news.

[ text ] –– please keep your arms and legs within this reality at all times.

[ text ] –– tonight’s forecast: mild, mild winds, mild whites and beiges, tepid opinions, and tapioca dreams. also, flowers can talk until sunrise.

[ text ] –– you need a thick skin to survive in this day and age. a thick, scaly skin that resists burns and venom.

[ text ] –– a new mutation of tarantula had a full set of human teeth, white rubbery skin, and drowsy aggression.

[ text ] –– tonight around 3:22am, there will be a loud banging on your door. do not answer it, regardless of the pleading and crying.

[ text ] –– any pain you are currently experiencing is imagined.

[ text ] –– take a picture, it’ll last longer. longer than the souls of those whose picture you took.

[ text ] –– it’s all just atoms and shapes and photons. everything else is your own fiction.

[ text ] –– sometimes silence is the loudest form of communication.

[ text ] –– you have been condemned to death. your crime is birth. you can appeal your case, but frankly your chances aren’t great.

[ text ] –– about to make your dreams come true. all of them, every dream since kindergarten. things are about to get weird.

[ text ] –– be careful out there. there are spiders, and cars, and also some other things.

[ text ] –– every time you feel a breeze, spread your arms and imagine you are feeling the uncontrolled hurtling of earth through the universe.

[ text ] –– just reverse everything. backtrack your life. shrink and disappear, or take a nap, or overeat, or stare.

[ text ] –– you are made of parts that used to be parts making up other things. think about that next time you order waffles.

[ text ] –– all weather has been cancelled.

[ text ] –– on this day in history: something was built and then later destroyed for reasons unrelated.

[ text ] –– the only proof that you actually have a body comes from the body itself.

[ text ] –– spiders were invented in the 1780s by a prison warden in order to teach inmates about empathy.

[ text ] –– there’s a thin semantic line separating weird and beautiful, and that line is covered in jellyfish.

[ text ] –– hope is the most powerful force in the universe. I mean, besides gravity, tectonic shifts, volcanoes, acid, and certain sharks.

[ text ] –– the good news is: lots of trumpets. the bad news: nobody knows where or why.

[ text ] –– you are a creature of opposites and contradictions tumbling into a void of eternity and that is somethings the most beautiful thing there is.

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MARGOT ROBBIE attends 87th Annual Academy Awards | February 22, 2015

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                                      Happy Mun-day from the mun behind the shark-lady !! 

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Getting to know the Mun: Favorites Edition

1: Favorite ice cream flavor?

2: Favorite villain?

3: Favorite movie?

4: Favorite drink?

5: Favorite video game?

6: Favorite holiday?

7: Favorite candy?

8: Favorite superhero?

9: Favorite number?

10: Favorite song?

11: Favorite book?

12: Favorite animal?

13: Favorite TV show?

14: Favorite board game?

15: Favorite color(s)?

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Margot Robbie attending the ‘Peter Rabbit’ premiere on February 3, 2018 in Los Angeles, California.

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‘ You’re not from around here , are you ? ‘

“ Well, not - - - not quite. “ 

( Was it painfully obvious by the way she couldn’t decide in what direction to turn ?? )

Blonde waves tumble gently over slender shoulders and she tries to manage a smile. 

“ How’d you know ?? “

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             She stares ahead at the water. It’s calm & hardly what she would call terrifying.                          However, she knows there are some who are afraid of its depths - - - just as well.

                  ( They should be, who knows what’s lurking just beneath the surface … ?? )

                    She looks up, catching your eyes in the process and grins a toothy grin:

                                       “ Hiya !!! Wanna go for a swim ?? “

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pickmansmodcl:

Well, shit.

Crouched under her desk, Shaz shakes off the cat disguise, stretching out into their original size. They stop for a moment and think about how they should appear to her. They could be her victim, which would freak her out a lot, or they could be themselves, which might freak her out even more.

   “You could try.”

They reach a claw up and drag it across the table for dramatic effect.

  “You’re lucky you shared with me before.”

The biologist rocked back against the counter, eyes wide in both confusion & fear. 

“ Now, now - let’s not be hasty. We seem to have gotten off to a rocky start . . . “

( Curiosity will eventually be her downfall, but she can’t help herself !! )  

She crouches down trying to catch a glimpse of the creature now laying in wait under the desk. 

“ Weren’t you just a cat ?? What exactly are you ?? Who are you ?? “ 

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“No, uh, I wouldn’t mind some company.” He flashes a smile: easy prey. “This really is a nice view.” The night blends into the black water seamlessly. A void: not much to look at. But the blonde in front of him? That was a different story.

“ Alright then, I suppose I could stick around for a bit. “

She folds her hands in lady-like politeness, as her gaze shifts toward the water. The moon did look lovely shining down on the carnage below. 

“ The docks are far more interesting - - - sometimes you can find starfish hanging on the bottom. “ 

Frivolous conversation is broken by a loud splashing below. 

( Damn it boys . . . )