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tired: thinking about an ex when No Children plays

wired: thinking about the 2024 American electorate when No Children plays

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No one is coming to save us.

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me next week if the 2024 coin flip goes wrong

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C418 is the Herobrine to notch's Steve

shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter

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and she must sing at least one Chappell Roan song in front of the mirror but it is Chappell instead of Jennifer when we see her reflection, also unexplained

This is the best idea in the history of film.

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fellas who date queer women when did you realize there's at least one person out there that thinks about you when they hear the opening chorus to super graphic ultra modern girl

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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

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loving life right now. a couple of dab pen hits into this night walk, a crisp autumn air. a good playlist in my ears. bouncing between a couple text threads, the Discord, a Bumble thread, and a Facebook Dating thread. my Pikmin are planting flowers in the background

Life is good

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I hope that you charge rent to the people inside your head. You'd make a fortune.

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i fear that in learning to enjoy spending time by myself I have forgotten how to spend time with others

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oh sure. ofc the fish wants you to stay wet

hey you reading this, you are gorgeous. I'm gonna need you to drink some water though. just because you're so gorgeous doesn't mean you can skip out on drinking water

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me as an L2 doing the shit my L4 and L5 coworkers were "too busy" to do in 20 minutes

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sometimes you get home from work pissed at the world and the only solution is to shit, shower, and masterbate

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gotta say. Realizing Justin Bieber was probably being groomed by Diddy and feeling really guilty for hating Justin in middle school during the early 2010's was not on my bingo card

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just finished a gravity falls rewatch and if I understand the timeline correctly something funny is about to happen

If you were Wendy's age when the show came out (14ish in the Summer of 2012) you're about to be the same age as the grunkles when Stanford fell into the portal (28ish in the summer of 2026)

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last week I had a septoplasty done, and now as I finish my week of recovery I'm realizing this is the longest I've been sober in years. And I don't really have anyone to share that with.

my drinking is typically only social, and neither I nor anyone else close in my life has considered the nightly dab pen hits a problem. And yet, I'm kinda proud of the 2+ weeks of California sober and the week+ of fully sober

And yet, no one to share that with. No friends that wouldn't be immediately concerned and wonder if I was struggling. No romantic partner. No family that wouldn't be concerned by the volume of marijuana they were previously unaware of.

And so here I share with you, dear Tumblr. Website I don't dare put my real name on. Website I last frequented as a teenager and struggle to use as an adult. Website I use to share the thoughts I'm ashamed to put anywhere else, anywhere near my real identity.