oranges-are-rad
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oranges-are-rad · 3 months ago
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All the lefties I know FINALLY admitted that Joe Biden was a terrible president a few weeks ago. Then what do those fools do? Immediately fawn over Kamala Harris. BRO SHE WAS IN THE SAME ADMINISTRATION! SHE IS ALSO THE PROBLEM! How stupid do you have to be? The DNC would not let Bernie beat Hillary, so yall had to settle for that train wreck and pretend you liked it. Then yall had to settle for a career politician in 2020. Then yall had your primaries stolen from you when yall knew the entire time that your incumbent was not fit to serve, and you guys are still taking it from them. The Stockholm syndrome is real. Yall are insane. But the right is supposedly the “cult”. Baby, the call is coming from inside the house!
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oranges-are-rad · 3 months ago
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listen i am a blue cheese hater
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oranges-are-rad · 4 months ago
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no matter how bad things get at least im not the guy that pushed the crowdstrike update that bluescreened all windows computers and grounded every flight worldwide. what a week
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oranges-are-rad · 4 months ago
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oranges-are-rad · 4 months ago
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Someone at Crowdstrike is going to have a very bad weekend. International outages on Windows machines due to BSOD and boot loops.
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oranges-are-rad · 4 months ago
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Normalize going into people’s ask boxes and ask them random ass questions.
Tumblr used to be so much fun with all the asks (anonymous or otherwise), and we need to bring those back, especially now that we finally have a half-decent blocking feature in place.
Ask people things! Message them! Don’t let tumblr inbox die! It’s one of the features that made tumblr tumblr.
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oranges-are-rad · 4 months ago
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From the videos I’ve seen, Tesla’s tech does look intriguing, but their cars are so ugly it’s a sin. The only car that looks remotely good is the Model 3. Whoever designed the cyber truck should be locked in Guantanamo Bay. I’ve said it before, but if EVs actually are the future eventually, and it makes more sense to own one than an ICE car, I am not buying Tesla. I’ll buy a Volvo or Volkswagen, aka car makes that actually focus on the car rather than the tech
Tesla freaks are such weirdos because they act like they love cars but really they love tech. If Apple made an iCar/iSUV/iTruck; or Samsung made a Galaxy S Car/SUV/Truck they would lose all their cringey fans
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oranges-are-rad · 4 months ago
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Tesla freaks are such weirdos because they act like they love cars but really they love tech. If Apple made an iCar/iSUV/iTruck; or Samsung made a Galaxy S Car/SUV/Truck they would lose all their cringey fans
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oranges-are-rad · 4 months ago
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oranges-are-rad · 4 months ago
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I physically can’t take listening to Joe Biden much longer. The dudes always been a dumbass, but he’s so far beyond that now. How in the hell is he allowed to be president still? He needs to be in a nursing home. Maybe hospice. It’s insanity.
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oranges-are-rad · 5 months ago
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All I’ve been wanting for over a year is someone to love me and have like a life partner/companion just like everyone else asks for and I can’t get it. Apparently, that’s asking for too much! Despite the fact that I’m 25 and have never had this, and many people have had way more than one. Excuse the fuck out of me for being greedy for wanting to experience it one time, I guess
I hate being negative. I hate feeling like I’m bringing down the mood. I want to be positive. I want to be warm and be a person who people look forward to being around. But HOW THE HELL am I supposed to NOT be negative when I am putting in genuine effort all the time to achieve goals, and they NEVER go my way? How am I supposed to be positive when everything good falls through right when I have hope, and in surrounded by people who have what in looking for?
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oranges-are-rad · 5 months ago
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And when I voice this to people in my life, they said “it’ll come when you least expect it” no it won’t. I’ve never expected that o get anything easily, and never have I gotten it easily.
Or “it’ll come when you stop looking/trying for it”. Again; no it won’t. Did I lose weight by not trying? No. Did I get a good job by not trying? No. That’s not how life works. Except for people who have easy lives, who can’t range to this regardless
Or my favorite: “it’s a lesson!” I don’t NEED ANY MORE LESSONS. I’ve learned enough. Why the fuck can’t these lessons go to other people? I am an imperfect person and will never claim otherwise; but what have I done that is so much worse than the average person that I don’t deserve anything good in my life without fighting way harder for it than what it’s worth?
I hate being negative. I hate feeling like I’m bringing down the mood. I want to be positive. I want to be warm and be a person who people look forward to being around. But HOW THE HELL am I supposed to NOT be negative when I am putting in genuine effort all the time to achieve goals, and they NEVER go my way? How am I supposed to be positive when everything good falls through right when I have hope, and in surrounded by people who have what in looking for?
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oranges-are-rad · 5 months ago
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I hate being negative. I hate feeling like I’m bringing down the mood. I want to be positive. I want to be warm and be a person who people look forward to being around. But HOW THE HELL am I supposed to NOT be negative when I am putting in genuine effort all the time to achieve goals, and they NEVER go my way? How am I supposed to be positive when everything good falls through right when I have hope, and in surrounded by people who have what in looking for?
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oranges-are-rad · 5 months ago
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Tbh I wish streaming services were never a thing and cable tv was still king. Streaming services used to be great but they’ve sucked for at least five years now. The shows on cable tv were so much better. At this point, it’s almost impossible for me to start a new show because none of them grab my attention like shows used to. Bring back good tv 🙏🏻
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oranges-are-rad · 5 months ago
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being a person is so weird bc i’ll be like “i wish my brain was kinder to me esp when i’m already having a hard time,” and then i remember that i’m my brain and i have to be kinder to me and that nobody else will do it for me
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oranges-are-rad · 5 months ago
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“Fall reflections” | Elswout, Netherlands || karen_claudia
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oranges-are-rad · 5 months ago
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the pope can't stop saying faggot the president of the united states has dementia and is being maneuvered like a puppet the king of england is attempting to cure his cancer with coffee enemas. save for the few anachronisms this reads exactly like a medieval history paragraph
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