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I taught Penta that walk

If he says different he’s lying

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I ❤️ ISOLATING MYSELF

46893736525263 RELATIONSHIPS RUINED

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oh hell yeet!! 💙

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he has such pretty teeth. with the right eyebrow threading and pearly whites? could do his reign sooo many wonders

hey gunther

you should smile more

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they’re mesmerizing

hey gunther

you should smile more

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hey gunther

you should smile more

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that sounds like a lotta work nah

U ever just stop and think there’s a lot of bald guys in aew.. shiny head awareness month is approaching.

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just my buttocks or the whole thing? this part is crucial because i do have an impressive magic trick that i need to show

ok i hope i dont get lost

U ever just stop and think there’s a lot of bald guys in aew.. shiny head awareness month is approaching.

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Because I’m God’s favorite. Hi, Kris. You judge me so bad.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet??

They lactose.

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They’re insane for not laughing with you. People are the worst.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet??

They lactose.

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I steal all my material from this one guy on TikTok. He usually runs to the camera like he’s in a hurry, say the joke, the flail his legs walking away and hit something as he laughs…

As you can see I have a lot of free time. This is the healthiest way of expressing it.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet??

They lactose.

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U ever just stop and think there’s a lot of bald guys in aew.. shiny head awareness month is approaching.

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Global warming

Name a bigger non-issue that's an actually really big issue than figuring out what the fuck to pack for Mania week. I've only started on pants and I'm stuck.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet??

They lactose.