*disclaimer: I don't factory-ize tea. The tea I make is hot water and leaves, for me. Unless you want some. Then I can make you some, too.
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Happy spooky season from your friendly neighborhood fire-lizard :D
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ads are getting so bad that the second page of Google might actually be the right move
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Imagine hearing this behind the bush and you thought its a cat 💀💀
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Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.
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I was today years old when i found out that i was allowed time off to vote. Something no boss has ever told me.
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Boney McClyde does the last of the autumn chores, even though he'd rather rest
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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
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Can't mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one
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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all
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