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When u say 'nice to meet you' and they say 'actually we've met before'
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When the waiter says 'enjoy ur meal' and u say 'thanks u too'
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me: okay better start getting ready so i can leave in half an hour
me for the next 45 minutes:
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Friend: so what are your plans this weekend?
Me:
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Me: right that's it, I'm never drinking again.
My alcoholic tendencies:
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in the mood to be sitting in the window seat of an airplane looking down at city lights while a deep/serious song plays in my earbuds as I think seriously about the fresh beginning I鈥檓 about to have聽
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Child: mom can u sing me a song
Mom: yo
Mom: i nevER FUCKED WAYNE I NEVER FUCKED DRAKE
Child: ALL MY LIFE MAN FUCKS SAKE
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Child: mommy i cant sleep can you sing to me?
Mom: yo
Mom: I nEVER FUCKED WAYNE I NEVER FUCKED DRAKE
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When you gotta dress nice for work but you still hate everyone
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