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I update in the middle of the night, what of it
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a sideblog for my Ao3 where I reblog all the fandoms I have or might write for. find me on Ao3 under Optmstc!
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optmstcontmblr · 8 days ago
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“average Lan follows all 3,000+ rules" factoid actualy just statistical error. average lan follows around 439 rules. Lan er-gongzi, a neurodivergent teenager who is in charge of punishments & follows over 10,000+ rules each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
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optmstcontmblr · 10 days ago
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God I hate writing fanfic sometimes.
"That's not realistic." - It's fanfiction. Go away.
"Actually canon says -" It's fanfiction. Go away.
"I don't think that -" It's fanfiction. Go away or write your own.
I'm writing silly little stories. I'm not caring about realism or only focusing on canon. I've already heavily changed canon in my canon divergent au fanfic. If you're not saying anything nice, go away. Click the back button. Stop reading the novel-length fic I'm writing, in my free time, just to be critical.
I don't need my silly goofy funtime to be criticized, thanks, I have enough Adult ResponsibilitiesTM that involve being criticized, but I'm paid for those.
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optmstcontmblr · 12 days ago
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optmstcontmblr · 15 days ago
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me every single time i’m on the edge of going fully insane about a new fandom: haha what if i just checked ao3. just for fun. just to see what there is. i won’t save anything or get in too deep i’ll just do some recon. i’ll just go see. for fun
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optmstcontmblr · 15 days ago
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me every single time i’m on the edge of going fully insane about a new fandom: haha what if i just checked ao3. just for fun. just to see what there is. i won’t save anything or get in too deep i’ll just do some recon. i’ll just go see. for fun
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optmstcontmblr · 17 days ago
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today’s writing goal: write something. anything. even if it’s terrible. just… please
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optmstcontmblr · 25 days ago
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I forgot that writing is very fun and that you're playing pretend. like all this shit and pressure about craftsmanship and art! NO!!!! you are a grown up playing with dolls! it is silly and you should have sooooo much fun pushing their heads together to make them smooch!!! or torturing them, which is what I did to my toys as a child, to the point where my mom thought I was going to grow up evil
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optmstcontmblr · 26 days ago
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i don't care if these characters have never interacted in canon. it's called fanfiction, not fanfact
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optmstcontmblr · 27 days ago
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unfortunately, I will write this fic and I am writing this fic are two very different things
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optmstcontmblr · 28 days ago
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I saw the meme potential
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optmstcontmblr · 28 days ago
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optmstcontmblr · 1 month ago
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Some of us really need to be doing “Finish That Fanfic We Haven’t Updated in a Year November” 💀
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optmstcontmblr · 1 month ago
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i wish ao3 had a shuffle feature for all the fics in my 'saved for later' like pleeeease take the decision out of my hands
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optmstcontmblr · 1 month ago
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“they’re queerbait this, they’re not canon that” they’re whatever i want them to be on ao3 actually
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optmstcontmblr · 1 month ago
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optmstcontmblr · 2 months ago
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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices
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optmstcontmblr · 2 months ago
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never forget your roots
fanfiction.net before they removed the NC-17 stories
going to fanfiction.net at all
going to adultfanfiction.net in the fallout of the great “purge”
figuring out that ain’t nobody actually monitoring NC-17 stories there anyway so just rate it “M”
“please R&R! concrit appreciated!”
warning: lemon
though it may be more on the limey side of lemon
“summary sux just read it”
replying to reviews in the author’s notes
author’s notes in which the characters talk to each other and the author
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