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Hey so I just really got into true crime! I like “JCS - criminal psychology” YouTube channel. I like that it focuses on the interrogations and trial, talking about the defendant’s body language and poking holes in their defense and such. Do you have anything else that fits that description? I stay up til 2am watching this melodramatic shit and I need more!!!

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So I had an impromptu job interview with a customer who needs someone to work at her office! Wants me to send her my resume! She knows first hand how friendly I am to customers, and how shit my current job is, and how reliable I am bc I’m here 6 days a week. It’s gonna be a bit of a bitch to travel there, but I think if it means I’ll be treated with respect, I can deal with that. I know it’s just sending a resume, but I’m still so excited I’m making little guinea pig squeaking sounds

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He’s back at work! He’s acting like himself!

My favorite coworker got covid last week and is now in the hospital bc his breathing isn’t good. I want to be mad at someone. It’s like my boss just feels inconvenienced and doesn’t actually care about the guy. Idk. I hope things turn out okay.

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Strong words to use on a Resume

If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.

Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”

I hope this is helpful to you.

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Idk if anyone cared too much or not, but he’s out of the ICU!!! Said he’s feeling better every day!!!

My favorite coworker got covid last week and is now in the hospital bc his breathing isn’t good. I want to be mad at someone. It’s like my boss just feels inconvenienced and doesn’t actually care about the guy. Idk. I hope things turn out okay.

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im the girl

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I am your cringe mutual

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My favorite coworker got covid last week and is now in the hospital bc his breathing isn’t good. I want to be mad at someone. It’s like my boss just feels inconvenienced and doesn’t actually care about the guy. Idk. I hope things turn out okay.

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Definitely not the craziest thing I’ve seen, but on the walk to work I just saw a guy dressed like a 90s rapper with a gold microphone quietly singing uptown funk while it played from speakers he was holding. Absolutely made my day. He looked so self conscious but somehow determined to do this. I’m proud of him.

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The fact that there are dudes on this site toting mottos like “death before dishonor” is hilarious. You’re on tumblr bro there’s no where more dishonorable in the world to be.

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Bad customer story. A woman came into the cafe, asked for a coffee with four sugars. So, I make her her coffee- we didn't have the fancy measuring machines, so it was four spoonfulls. She takes one sip, spits it out, and comes to yell at me. "Are you trying to kill me?! I'm diabetic!!" Luckily the owner (my great uncle) backed me up, but I was just... Baffled.

Okay that’s really weird bahahaha I’m sorry

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I think the person who made this is being silly and tongue in cheek but I can’t help but think there’s a bit of truth to this for them! 😂

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My wife is working a restraunt now and they had a customer come in looking 100% like he was gonna be a problem, one of those 50 something balding dudes with his mask under his nose and all, y'know what I mean? Anyway this was during the change crisis a month or so ago, where no one had physical coins. So the guy comes in and is informed from the jump that hey, they have to round up what they're charging to the nearest whole dollar and you have to agree to it or they can't accept payment because they literally don't have any change.

The guy gets to the register with his fuckmassive burrito and is immediately offended by the price, then double offended that my wife tells him she deadass can't give him a quarter back because she doesnt have one and he needs to just accept it. Instead he spends 10 solid minutes screaming at her that there is no change shortage, that it's a hoax so companies can overcharge for food.

Ugh, no one likes being screamed at. It’s horrible. In the old days, things we couldn’t explain or didn’t understand was God or magic. Now it’s government hoaxes.