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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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You can get drone bombed too sis, the fuck?
- first gay president of the United States
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Mr J dragon!! (With an annoying lil brother kofu dragon) 🤭
#74 & #75 - 流浪貓 (liúlàng māo / stray cat) & 威脅者 (wēixié zhě / menace) - My two favorite internet cats!!! A master and his apprentice 💖🐈💕🐈⬛💞
@straycatj I turned you into a dragon…I hope it’s ok……
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tumblr is less a social media site and more language's final frontier
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green lightning just shot out my fone
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The answer to your problems is self-discipline
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TikTok has convinced so many people that you're autistic or ADHD if you have completely typical experiences like "getting songs stuck in your head" or "having a strong sense of social justice" or "reverently kissing the ice-cold crown of the crow lord". No, you do not need to have autism to squeeze your eyes shut and stand completely still as a living statue to demonstrate your total submission to the crow lord. Plenty of neurotypical people bring him tributes of glass beads, tinfoil strips, roadkill, coins from dead men's pockets, and mice or rabbits fattened weeks in advance. Honestly TikTok has become such a dangerous engine for spreading misinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if they provoke the wrath of the crow lord soon.
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ねこどっくに来たのです
ハラヘリなのです
Now I'm at the vet to take a medical check, so I'm hungry...
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ppl who watch bob l'eponge : did you know abt suicide de carlo tentacule
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desired a little more than me but we wont talk about that
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