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Whenever a guy breaks up with my friend

She's like:

And then I'm like:

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When I try to tell my friend the truth about how they look

I'm like:

Then she's like:

Then I'm like:

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When I first met my gay best friend

I was like:

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When my friends take me shopping and they know I don't like to shop

I'm like:

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When I go off on a rant about someone I don't like

It's kind of like:

Then my friends are kind of like:

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When my friend tries get me to go to a super sketchy bar

She's like:

Then I'm like:

But of course they don't listen to me, so I'm like:

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When my dad tries to talk to me while I'm watching TV

He's all like:

Then I'm like:

And then he's pretty much ruined the show by this point so I'm like:

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When my friend asks me for advice about picking up a guy at a bar

I'm like:

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When my friends are pissing me off and I'm cranky because I haven't eaten

I'm like:

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When the air conditioning is out

I'm like:

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When my super old teacher talks about how he has a crush on Taylor Swift

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When your roommate walks into your room and you haven't taken a shower in days

You're like:

Then they're like:

Then you're like:

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When my roommate tries to cover for me when I don't want to hang out with one of my annoying friends

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When one of the young singers asks me for singing advice

I'm like:

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When my mom asks me if I've showered today

I'm like:

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When you have to do a love duet with your best friend

You're both like:

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When you're at a competition and it's your turn to sing

The judges are like:

Then you walk onto the stage like: