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(post canon) Kidnapper (on the phone): we have your son. Adina: I don't have a son. Kidnapper: then who the hell just asked us for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crust off his PB&J? Adina: oh God. Kidnapper: what? Adina: you have my husband.
#source: reddit#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#opera memes#l'elisir d'amore#donizetti#gaetano donizetti#nemorino my favorite operatic manchild
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Also belated, but here are the promised tumblr text posts ft. the three of Le Comte Ory!
#submission#le comte ory#opera#classical music#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#opera memes#rossini#gioachino rossini#this production is bisexual chaos and I highly recommend it#forever fond of joyce didonato as#Isolier#i put some additional tags to keep it consistent with the usual posting format [mod rayatii]
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Guys, if a girl accepts to marry you right before you go off to war, that means she likes you.
If a girl buys your military contact to prevent you from going to war, that means she loves you.
#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#opera memes#l’elisir d’amore#donizetti#gaetano donizetti#not sure how shitpost-y enough this is
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Can I submit to this blog some tumblr textpost memes I made with the 2011 edition of le comte ory? I promise they're hilarious and I gotta put them somewhere that isn't discord DM's
Sorry for the late reply! We only just discussed this amongst (currently active) mods, and have decided that yes! You absolutely may send your memes! This is opera-shitpost, after all!
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The moral of L'elisir d'amore is that alcohol will solve all your problems.
#has anyone made that joke already?#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#opera memes#l'elisir d'amore#donizetti#gaetano donizetti#mod rayatii is still experiencing elisir brainworms
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Literally the one thing Indiana Jones (Spielberg, 1981) and Fedora (Giordano, 1898) have in common, besides the important presence of a Fedora of some sort, is the important, plot-relevant presence of a precious, dangerous ancient bejeweled artifact of some sort.
#but not in the same way of course#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#fedora#giordano#umberto giordano
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Werther but instead of unaliving himself, he dies of Hanahaki Disease.
#that *would* be a nice gender flip of the Incurable Cough of Death™ trope present in many (read: 2 very popular) operas#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#werther#hanahaki disease#i have been really wanting to make a hanahaki disease-related opera shitpost for a while now
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By tonight, Baron Scarpia will have been dead for 224 slutty, slutty years!!
#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#opera memes#tosca#puccini#giacomo puccini#scarpia#happy tosca day!!
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Or at least until they betray them, in one case.
#how the fuck did i not think of this meme before???#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#opera memes#fedora#giordano#umberto giordano#indiana jones#count loris ipanov
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No one:
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Figaro:
#which figaro?#doesn't matter; both#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#opera memes#figaro#il barbiere di siviglia#the barber of seville#le nozze di figaro#the marriage of figaro#in this house we enjoy feeling schadenfreude for rich people's little inconveniences
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🎶 Bunt, bunt, bunt sind alle meine Kleider, Bunt, bunt, bunt ist alles was ich hab. Darum lieb ich alles was so bunt ist, Weil mein Schatz ein Maler, Maler ist. 🎶
- Tosca, probably.
#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#tosca#puccini#giacomo puccini#grün grün grün sind alle meine kleider#it's been a while hasn't it#mod rayatii's been in a tosca mood lately#our german-speaking followers will probably be the only ones to understand#but even so it's still a very niche shitpost
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RIP Cavaradossi, you would have loved Beethoven.
#yes i got this idea from reading a fanfic but this idea had sorta kinda occurred to me once or twice before then#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#tosca#mario cavaradossi#giacomo puccini#cavaradossi#puccini#much like beethoven cavaradossi was a supporter of napoleon bc he saw him as a figurehead for justice and freedom#i'm sure that had he lived longer cavaradossi would have had the same reaction as beethoven upon hearing napoleon declaring himself emperor#(dammit mod rayatii don't explain the joke)
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tfw you married a charming leggiero tenor who sang you some beautiful serenades and went to ridiculous lengths to make sure that you loved him for himself and not for his title or money, and 3 years into your marriage he becomes a nasty jealous baritone who constantly cheats on you and sides with the very people he was previously up against…
#a moment of silence for our girl rosina#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#opera as memes#il barbiere di siviglia#the barber of seville#rossini#gioachino rossini#le nozze di figaro#the marriage of figaro#mozart#wolfgang amadeus mozart
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Surely I'm not the only one who noticed similar plot patterns in these operas??
#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#opera memes#opera venn diagrams#(new tag who dis)#fedora#giordano#umberto giordano#puccini#giacomo puccini#potential spoilers i guess#i was too lazy to note down their differences and besides that's not the point anyway#yeah it's been a while since we posted
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Mimì @ Rodolfo: I love resting my head on your chest and hearing your heart beat as I drift off to sleep. Musetta @ Marcello: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud it is.
#source: twitter#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#incorrect opera quotes#la bohème#la boheme#puccini#giacomo puccini#mimì#mimi#rodolfo#musetta#marcello#posting here bc incorrectoperaquotes blog seems currently inactive#i know this meme is old but who cares
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“Fedora”
Non opera people:
Opera people:
#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#opera memes#fedora#giordano#umberto giordano#mod rayatii has FINALLY watched the met's recent hd broadcast (it's finally on met on demand) and kinda wants to talk about it#of course i'd choose an indiana jones-related pic
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You: I Feel Pretty
Me: Son vergin vezzosa
#opera#opera shitpost#opera shitposts#i puritani#bellini#vincenzo bellini#west side story#i feel pretty#obviously i mean no disrespect to wss or leonard bernstein#i just thought son vergin vezzosa could be considered an opera equivalent of i feel pretty
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