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therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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sex is great but some of you act like you've never heard of holding hands and going for a nice walk together.

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“is it weird to dm ur mutuals” there are mutuals i would let have free use of my mouth

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i love taking things too far. best distance to take anything to be honest

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Send Me A Color

Yellow- I enjoy what you post, but don’t give a fuck about your personal life lol

Orange- I enjoy what you post AND your personal life

Red- thirst followed bc you’re hot as fuck baby 🥵

Pink- You’re a fucking gem and deserve to be cherished (rad blog btw)

Purple- Tbh I want our genitals to touch a lot

Blue- You seem like you need to go to a mental hospital and I want to be your friend there

Green- We should go on a hike and fuck by the waterfalls and end up getting poison ivy or something 💞

White- I never interact with your blog but I stalk it and I’m a fucking lurker 👀

Grey- I’m obsessed with you. I want to smell your bedsheets obsessed

Black- We’re mutuals and I have a fat crush on you, but I’m afraid to tell you

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smoking together (as a date)

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i was born weird and i will die fucking weird

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baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo

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Gil Elvgren (detail) FASCINATION, 1952

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There's a huge difference between replying and having a conversation, and very few people know the difference.

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Your eyes look like a good place to get lost in.

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please don't be intimidated by me, I'm a fucking dork