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I hope my wife strangles me to death next Valentine's Day

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anon hate

Witty response

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"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

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this tiktok was too house md to not draw

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they dont make queer bait like they used to anymore

hopefully selling these as a print/sticker at kaigacon melbourne in feb!! 🩺

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*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro

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why are you fucking here?

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good morning kings let’s push this boulder

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Aro culture is being constantly worried that friends who are growing close to you are doing this with romantic intents.

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*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive

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"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"

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There was a gimmick called “your fave hates Christopher Columbus” but it got deactivated so i might as well just

EVERYONE hates Christopher Columbus.