requested by silentafternoons
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If our love isn’t gonna be like this, I don’t want it
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Daddy kink
Except instead of spanking you he wears Crocs, cargo shorts and a phone clipped to his belt and and when you ask him to buy you something he says “do you think I’m made of money” and everytime you tell him you’re horny he goes “HI HORNY I’M DAD”
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Church is a weekly organised protest rally against the devil
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