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me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

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By FDASuarez

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When I drive in the rain I always look at other people’s windshield wipers to see if I’m over reacting.

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Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

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psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: 🎃👦BOYS AND GIRLS👧🎃OF EVERY AGE🎃🕸WOULDN’T YOU LIKE🎃⚰TO SEE 👀🎃SOMETHING STRANGE🎃🎱COME WITH US🎃🔫AND YOU WILL SEE🎃🔪THIS OUR TOWN OF🎃🔮HALLOWEEN🎃☠

psychic: what the fuck it’s august

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if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

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Vintage dissections: Corpses and medical students.

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triple text me when i’m not replying so i know ur feelin’ me

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WA state AG responds to Donald Trump [x]

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@ everyone saying it wasn’t a UFO

1) it’s unsure what it was 2) it flew 3) what the fuck do you think UFO stands for

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I want my hands on you in the softest way

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me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

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I need money and orgasms

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My goal is to have a “controversy” section on my future wikipedia page

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Autocorrect is simultaneously my best friend and my worst enema.