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So after the release of UNITED TOGETHER for the VALORANT launch in China, Riot Joe "ParmCheesy" Killeen pointed out Phoenix could handle Radianite with no issues whatsoever. Then this back-and-forth on Twitter was exchanged, and I knew what I had to do

This is now canon through Word of God until said otherwise

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So @spliinkles is hosting Yokye Week for 2023 on Twitter and Day 2 is "Drink", I had some time so I decided to have some angsty Skye with a Yoru who's just doing his best (considering he can be a stuttering mess around her when she goes full girlboss)

Based heavily on the voicemail that Skye left for Brimstone in Patch 6.04, calling him out on his ties to Kingdom, as well as just all the shit this poor woman has gone through because of VALORANT and Kingdom

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NOOO WINGMAN DON'T DRINK THE GRIMACE SHAKE, WHO LET YOU EVEN HAVE IT?

OH OF COURSE IT WAS YOU

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So remember that Phoenix icon with Jett's hair photoshopped onto it and people called it Jettnix which is also the same alternate ship name of Jett/Phoenix AKA Firestorm AKA Air Fryer?

Anyway here's some art based off that cursed image and then some

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NOOO WINGMAN DON'T DRINK THE GRIMACE SHAKE, WHO LET YOU EVEN HAVE IT?

OH OF COURSE IT WAS YOU

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Grimace Shake this Grimace Shake that, what about Lil Bro Shake?

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Random headcanon where what if Phoenix and Jett, but they were lack toes in toddler ants? (Also a reminder for the lactose intolerant to take your Lactaids!)

Bonus textless version of last panel in 1080p:

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Random headcanon where what if Phoenix and Jett, but they were lack toes in toddler ants? (Also a reminder for the lactose intolerant to take your Lactaids!)

Bonus textless version of last panel in 1080p:

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Stayed up a while back to watch the Team Secret games in VCT Pacific and wanted to have Neon represent the Adobo Gang merch.

They were SO CLOSE, just really needed to do what they could but they'll come back stronger, bawi sa LCQ na lang!

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"Harbor sucks as an agent! Harbor's not good!"

No, during VCT LOCK//IN's gameplay back when DRX Stax was playing (as well as the current wall meta so far), we have the data to conclude that YOU'RE not good, actually

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Just sunshine and blue skies— Is this all we get, for living here? Come fire, come fire; let it burn— And love come racing through.

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Just sunshine and blue skies— Is this all we get, for living here? Come fire, come fire; let it burn— And love come racing through.

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Rise and shine agents, time to get ready for protecting your Earth!

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“What should the TF2 update add?” They should add the Super Top Secret Agent for the League of Urgently Needed Cohorts, Haranguers, & Metrically-Enhanced Algorithmic Tacticians (AKA Mystery Woman from L.U.N.C.H.M.E.A.T) as the 10th Class

Based on Liz McCarthy’s character exclusively from the TF2 voice actors’ web-series “ TF2WTSFTS / Search for Sandvich”!

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—Theatre kid from Peckham, bright future ahead.

Interpretation of Phoenix's lore backstory (as well as like 3-4 fanfics I read where Phoenix was huge into dramatic arts which, yes, keep writing those please) where a young Jamie Adeyemi attended a school of performing arts before becoming a VALORANT agent

Also he has a bunch of books in his house in Peckham so I refuse to believe he's really stupid. Definitely a bit stupid but cultured AND stupid

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You ever just run in front of a lion dance to save a little girl's bunny rabbit while on vacation during the Lunar New Year?

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While I had criticisms on Day 2 of VALORANT's Lunar New Year 2023 agent takeover regarding the accidental washing of Neon's skin, I did like how she became a damn hero while wearing this insane halo-halo pandan langka & ube fit like oh my God???

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Bonus alternate version without the wind & fire heart border + matching icons for you and your duo partner!

Happy VAL(entine's) Day!

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