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i have arisen from the depths of my depression, hello.

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                                    We don’t want to kill you. But we will.

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a small glitter tutorial that is badly cropped and vague i am sorry

hopefully this helps some people though!! This tutorial is for clip studio paint or photoshop mostly but im pretty sure you can do it with any program that has particle brushes! 

Repost with credit is okay?? yes

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#soon

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“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck this.”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck that!”

“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”

“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”

“Shut the fuck up.“

“Get your fucking act together.”

“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”

“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”

“Get your fucking hands off of me!”

“Stay the fuck away from me.”

“Who stole my fucking shit?!”

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

“You wanna fucking go, punk?”

“Get the fuck over it.”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

“Fuck life.” 

“No, I’m not fucking over it.”

“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”

“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”

“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”

“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”

“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”

“I fucking miss him/her/them.”

“Who the fuck cares?”

“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”

“I fucked up my own life.”

“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

“Fuck you!”

“I fucked your mom last night.” 

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 

“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 

“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Motherfucker!”

“Wow, that’s fucking small.”

“Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

“Fuck me.”

“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”

“I’d fuck you all night long.”

“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”

“You look so fucking hot right now.”

“Fuck–faster~”

“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

“Babe, fuck–not here.”

“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”

“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”

“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“F-fuck–please–~”

“I’d let you fuck me any day.”

“You better use a fucking condom.”

“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”

“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”

“Fuck, it’s big.”

“Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”

“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”

“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”

“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”

“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”

“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”

“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”

“What the fuck did we do last night?”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”

“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”

“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”

“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”

“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”

“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”

“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

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*return of the mack plays from the another room* i’m bacccccck

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destroy the idea that female muses being open to shipping makes them less developed or less interesting. destroy the idea that female muses that enjoy sex and/or romance have less thought and care put into their characterization. destroy the idea that female muses should be reduced to what they do with their bodies. 

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im smol and ready 2 brawl

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itswhateverbraaaah:

Craving that “holy fuck I’ve missed you” sex. Shove me up against a wall, throw me on the bed like I couldn’t get there fast enough. Tease me and make me beg and just take fucking control.

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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

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pretty dirty pick up lines.

’ you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend. ’ ’ are you a drill sergeant? because you have my privates standing at attention. ’ ’ do you mix concrete for a living? because you’re making me hard. ’ ’ if you’re feeling down, i can feel you up. ’ ’ i’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ’ ’ i may not go down in history, but i’ll go down on you. ’ ’ are you from the ghetto? cause i’m about to ghetto hold of dat ass. ’ ’ you know what i like in a girl? my dick. ’ ’ are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction. ’ ’ i lost my virginity. can i have yours? ’ ’ hey, you wanna do a 68? you go down on me, and i’ll owe you one. ’ ’ you can call me cake, cause i’ll go straight to your ass. ’ ’ roses are red, violets are fine. if i be the 6, will you be the 9? ’ ’ i’m like a firefighter, i find ‘em hot and leave ‘em wet! ’ ’ i’m hung like a tic tac. wanna freshen your breath? ’ ’ you smell like trash. may i take you out? ’ ’ i wanna floss with your pubic hair. ’ ’ let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down. ’ ’ you’re so hot, even my pants are falling for you! ’ ’ are you spaghetti cause i want you to meat my balls. ’ ’ we should play strip poker. you can strip, and I’ll poke you. ’ ’ do you like adele? cause i can tell you wanna be rolling in the d. ’ ’ do you have a shovel? cause i’m diggin’ that ass! ’ ’ damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise. ’ ’ remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later! ’ ’ are you an elevator? cause i wanna go down on you. ’ ’ are you a shark? cause i’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow. ’ ’ do you work for papa johns? cause you’re a fine pizza ass. ’ ’ are you from china? cause i’m china get in your pants. ’ ’ why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? ’ ’ baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited! ’ ’ i’m looking for treasure, can i look around your chest? ’ ’ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ’ ’ would you like a hotdog to go with those buns? ’ ’ this may seem corny, but you make me really horny. ’ ’ how about you make me the climax of your story? ’ ’ that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open? ’ ’ my name is skittles… wanna taste my rainbow? ’ ’ you remind me of a crop, because i wanna plow you. ’

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soft squishy characters aggressively hugging angry explosive characters to calm them down and the angry character closing their eyes/choking back tears and quietly melting into the hug

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i’m going to be on my baby today, so yeah

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And if we come to a decision you don’t like? Then you retire.

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i’m going to be on my baby today, so yeah

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)