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I had a dream that someone started a meme at the bottom of their tumblr posts that was just a banner of harry styles giving a thumbs up with the text "This post is Ravioli Approved." It got really popular, and eventually Harry got wind of it and went on James Corden and said "this meme is Ravioli Approved." Everyone loved it and it was really funny, and Harry Styles played along. Until one day he tweeted "Donald Trump is not Ravioli Approved." And the next day Trump fucking died.

suddenly everyone was DMing Harry Styles like "am I ravioli approved???" And he mostly said yes, but the ones he said no to died. And the next day it would come out that they had been murderers or just terrible people.

They gave Harry Styles his own government Bureau of Ravioli Approval (BORA) and every baby born got an approval/disapproval rating with their social security number. Infant mortality dropped because every baby except the Disapproved ones lived.

Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell?

The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message "This Dream Is Ravioli Approved." And i woke up.

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devotion that corrupts is my favorite btw there's nothing wrong with it ever & it should be encouraged

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the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

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wont you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor and when you get a taste can you tell me whats my flavor i dont believe in god but i believe that you're my savior my mom says that shes worried but im covered in this favor and when we are getting dirty i forget all that is wrong i sleep so i can see you 'cause i hate to wait so long i sleep so i can see you and i hate to wait so long

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people who find it easy to do things have no idea how hard it is to do things

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"Do you believe in life after work?"

Seen in Marathon, Greece

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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letter to theo by vincent van gogh

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How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

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keep talking like this and you'll have me at your FEET. i love you

stop trying to be palatable, stop trying to be palatable, stop

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when you listen carefully to the bass lines, your whole world changes

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i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

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narratives about doomed love that aren’t romantic in nature. the love between siblings who understand each other the most but are growing apart no matter how much they try to come back to one another. the love between friends whose life paths pull them apart and they never see each other again, only remembering the face of a once kind childhood. the love for a hometown that year by year becomes less and less the one that raised you until you are a foreigner in your own backyard. there was no stopping it. the love was there and it mattered and you can never come back again.

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seriously though what do you call this aesthetic/genre

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mood