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being on this app and also having a lot of bisexuals in your social circles will deadass make you forget 100% straight people actually exist sometimes

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“i bet you’re tired from a long hard week”

me on tuesday: bitch u right :/

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reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

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kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

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SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 U NEED THE HE 👅😛

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true but tbf sometimes you just cant sing those heartwrenching lyrics about a man. like you physically cant and your vocal cords somehow add a s before the he

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the song of achilles — madeline miller

night shift — stephen king

euripedes — anne carson

circe — madeline miller

a conjuring of light — v.e. schwab

west wind — mary oliver

the song of achilles — madeline miller

the fragile threads of power — v.e. schwab

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

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a black cat in the streetlights, an open door

A new home, a swan dive, a blank page, a rewrite

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bring back homeric epithets. call people brave-hearted, swift-footed, laughter loving and loud thundering. view the world with its rosy fingered and saffron robed dawns, its wine dark seas. make your own, walk across kiln fired earth and moss soft as sea sponges. be dew-eyed and soft-cheeked and silver-souled, deft-fingered and bright-tongued. gaze up at the many-storied stars and feel the warmth of the ancient sun, father of gods and men, as it beats down on the shimmering world, soft spun like caterpillar silk

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I had a dream that someone started a meme at the bottom of their tumblr posts that was just a banner of harry styles giving a thumbs up with the text "This post is Ravioli Approved." It got really popular, and eventually Harry got wind of it and went on James Corden and said "this meme is Ravioli Approved." Everyone loved it and it was really funny, and Harry Styles played along. Until one day he tweeted "Donald Trump is not Ravioli Approved." And the next day Trump fucking died.

suddenly everyone was DMing Harry Styles like "am I ravioli approved???" And he mostly said yes, but the ones he said no to died. And the next day it would come out that they had been murderers or just terrible people.

They gave Harry Styles his own government Bureau of Ravioli Approval (BORA) and every baby born got an approval/disapproval rating with their social security number. Infant mortality dropped because every baby except the Disapproved ones lived.

Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell?

The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message "This Dream Is Ravioli Approved." And i woke up.

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devotion that corrupts is my favorite btw there's nothing wrong with it ever & it should be encouraged

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the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

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wont you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor and when you get a taste can you tell me whats my flavor i dont believe in god but i believe that you're my savior my mom says that shes worried but im covered in this favor and when we are getting dirty i forget all that is wrong i sleep so i can see you 'cause i hate to wait so long i sleep so i can see you and i hate to wait so long

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