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if uni was more like RuPaul's Drag Race

rupaul: *walks over to my table* hiii flora!

me, typing away at my laptop: hi ru!

rupaul: what are you working on honey?

me: well, the assignment was to write an analysis of a movie from a film-philosophical perspective, so I'm writing about "Solaris" and using Jacques Rancière's theory about cinema in the aesthetic regime, proposing that "Solaris" gives the viewer a different frame of reference to the concept of reality when compared to representationalist art of the 19th century!

rupaul: uh-hu I see. Well you've been criticized a lot on this show for not showing versatility and hiding behind the discourse of well-known authors. How do you plan to improve that if you're going to basically apply Rancière's theory to this film and not offer any unique insight of your own?

me: *the shade button sound plays as clips of me looking stupid are edited together to make it seem like i'm speechless*

rupaul: Well, it looks like you've got your work cut out for you. alright, get to work!

me, stammering: thank you ru..

me once rupaul leaves: this is a mess. I've got to start from scratch. Now i'm STRESSED!! But I do NOT want to go out on that runway looking like an idiot with half-baked discourse

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Ghost Adventures S2, Ep8: Ancient Ram Inn

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feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

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The Ingredients of Shakespeare 

This comic appears in the latest issue of The Southampton Review.

Looking for inspiration? I have a new book on ideas and creativity: abramsbooks.com/shapeofideas

You can order literary prints at my shop.

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Are you #TeamSasha?!

Like and reblog for Sasha Velour to snatch the crown! 🌹

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my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

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What a concept

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Satire is officially dead and buried and over because nothing will ever be as self-satirising as this gif of Steve Bannon surrounded by Saudi dignitaries during Trump’s visit.

That is the face of a man who’s life-preserver of white supremacism has just dissolved in the sea of real-life.

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what’s the mood for tuesday

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oops

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Beautiful. (via cartierburgundy)

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Simone Biles and Sasha Farber Contemporary to “How Far I’ll Go” by Auli’i Cravalho (MOANA) on Dancing with the Stars’ Season 24 Disney Night!