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🥺 dude….that’s cute. It’s his lil robot bro.

(pics by @aitaikimochi on twitter)

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kh news cycle, more like the power of waiting

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it's going well why do you ask

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my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

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hmmm

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if Emet stops hunching over he's ever so slightly taller than Vivi

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i'm sure i'm just overthinking it. silence doesn't meant they hate me. people have lives outside of the internet.

but man. the sinking feeling of "maybe they stopped responding because they're tired of you. you need to stop trying to get their attention. you're just making a fool of yourself" is absolutely doing a number on me

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Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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i just met an actual wizard on the train and im grieving because i know i’ll never meet anyone that cool for the rest of my life

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Amazing paleo cookies

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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