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solomon and mc getting together because of the exchange program is hilarious in hindsight. the whole goal is to strengthen the bond between the three worlds, meanwhile these humans become so in love with each other they'd destroy the devildom and celestial realm in a heartbeat if the other one asked. woopsies

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details in the house of lamentation that piss me off

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Do you think Michael and Lucifer have ever passive-aggressively argued over who's the better dad figure for Luke

Oh DEFINITELY.

In the Obey Me DND one-shot I ran for some friends last year, there was actually a moment where Lucifer handed one of the players a letter ( @rainiishowers , come get your messenger Angel) and at the end of the session, there was a “post credits scene” where the letter was delivered to Michael…

It was a picture of Lucifer and Luke, with Luke leaning on Lucifer and peacefully napping, on the back of the picture in Lucifer’s handwriting there was a message that read:

“Eat shit.

Sincerely Lord Lucifer Morningstar”

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ink5oul had ENOUGH of that lady and her goofy ass soundboard

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why do people make jokes about asmo not getting asexuality he literally invented it himself bc he's so cool

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inspired by this post by @saturncodedstarlette !

when new wizards at the sorcerers' society have a chance to meet solomon, they're very eager, usually commenting about how powerful he is. solomon always smiles at the praise, even blushing a little. but then, he exhales, and in a low, foreboding voice, says there's one sorcerer out there who's more powerful, and far more dangerous than he is.

solomon keeps the new wizards on the edge of their seats as he shares tales about this sorcerer. how they made a pact in under 48 hours of meeting demons, how they've come back from the dead, how they are respected by high ranking angels and demons, how they're only person to have made pacts with all the seven deadly sins, and how they nearly destroyed the three realms with no effort.

the new wizards, nearly shaking with fear and awe, ask who this person- no, who this being is.

and solomon's answer is...

"MY SPOUSE!!!!"

with a smile that lights up the room, a stark contrast to his former stark glare, solomon starts happily rambling about how the most dangerous sorcerer to ever exist is his adorable apprentice turned beloved spouse. he's absolutely terrified of them. there's hearts in his eyes.

solomon then walks away, laughing, thinking about renewing his vows again. the poor new wizards are left standing there. half utterly confused, half wondering if they become powerful enough, they'll find their own world-ending sweetheart.

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4 : I am a student and I must scheme

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I just want to formally acknowledge to the person driving in front of me with bumper stickers reading "I'd Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss," "Slime Mold Is My Co-Pilot," and "Honk If You'd Rather Be Watching The Cinematic Masterpiece 'The Mummy' Starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz" that I know you have an account here and I approve of you

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dude stop worrying about it its normal weed. its just purple its normal weed otherwise. yes okay fine i got it from the weed wizard again. yeah the one with the bong staff and the blunt scrolls. its not magic weed this time i swear to god he didnt mean to give us magic weed last time. he gave me a discount on this weed to say sorry dude. i swear its not gonna make you a cat again dude. but you were pretty cute though right, like seriously you had a great coat. swear this weed wont though dude, its good stuff. no dude idk why this collar's here. im gonna go get some water now how about you light us up.

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raphael my sopping wet drenched meowmeow i love u

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It’s nice that Obey me have good songs and are making more they’ve all been amazing so far honestly and all but it’d be nice if they spent even a little bit of that effort and budget into their actual game as well

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Some Herta fanart done earlier this month !!