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lord the peasants are so loud today

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computer i don't know how much more i can explain to you that i would rather let a blue ringed octopus handle my appendectomy then ever touch the horrific unending nightmare that Microsoft "Shit Idiot" Copilot ai would surely be

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Red's abs (feat. Green's hand)

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you know what i’ll use my own imagination for a while

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do you brush your teeth before or after breakfast in the morning?

before breakfast

after breakfast

I don’t eat breakfast

I don’t brush my teeth in the morning

it varies (depending on?)

other/see results

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oh protect taylor swift is trending on twitter im diving in i need to know

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Kei | Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth

K-Kiryu-san? Are you two friends!? I just melt into puddles everytime he looks into the distance and goes…"sou ka."

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The one day I decide to log back into tumblr, Twitter goes belly up

Ah well. Any moots need a bsky cøde?

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I like trains and making maps, so I made a map of the transit agencies providing special services for Taylor Swift's Eras Tour concert in the San Francisco area on July 28 and 29

cuz apparently everyone in our local government agencies are swifties

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Curses are actually way easier than money conjuring. This comic is so fake

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Did I mention how Cities Skylines is basically like crack to me? I’d play it until my eyes get red from all the screen staring if I could. I’d abandon my adult responsibilities for that fucking game.

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shirts I’ve made recently