onesyloveshergaychildren

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neil hilborn, a place where someone loves you / dylan dog, le notti della luna piena / @filmnoirsbian / anne sexton / sonnet by neil gaiman / caitlyn siehl, start here

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I wonder what the largest shellfish is?

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Everytime Cucumber-bro thinks he's become numb to the nonsense flowing out of Great Master Airplane's mouth, the hack author immediately proceeds to prove him wrong.

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she only wants me for my highly specialized beak

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having a husband who is a forensic science student who does nothing but study skeletons all day is ridiculous because we were in the middle of doing...adult....stuff....and he suddenly just grabbed my head and said "oh my god, you know you've got a healed skull fracture here?!" like WHAT do you MEAN I have a HEALED SKULL FRACTURE???

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no way… you’re morose? AND lugubrious??? 😳

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a sapphic ghibli movie would change the trajectory of my life btw

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Out of Touch

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the 5 love languages are:

- Sharing a blunt

- All forms of cooking

- Being incredibly stupid on purpose

- Collaborative hating

- Ignoring things

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MOST  ROMANTIC  LINES  ,  A  PROMPT  LIST

you should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.

you are my dearest one. my reason for life.

i was swallowed up in an abyss of love in an instant.

you are my heart, my life, my one and only thought.

you are sunlight through a window, which i stand in, warmed.

you are beautiful without knowing it.

anyone who has seen your smile has known perfection.

every atom of your flesh is as dear to me as my own.

i became fascinated by your goodness. i was drawn in by it.

all i want is to deserve you. tell me what to do. i’ll do anything you say.

it has made me better loving you.

i would love to say that you make me weak in the knees, but to be quite upfront and completely truthful, you make my body forget it has knees at all.

we loved with a love that was more than love.

i find myself choosing you, more and more every day.

i can’t sleep, i can’t eat, i can’t do anything but think about you.

we are asleep until we fall in love.

i cannot let you burn me up, nor can i resist you.

i believe in you completely.

i’ve hungered for your touch.

you must allow me to tell you how ardently i admire and love you.

when you fall in love, it is a temporary madness.

i’ve tried so many times to think of a new way to say it, and it’s still i love you.

my soul and your soul are forever tangled.

in all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. in all the world, there is no love for you like mine.

the first time ever i saw your face, i thought the sun rose in your eyes.

if you remember me, then i don’t care if everyone else forgets.

you are, and always have been, my dream.

i love that you are the last person i want to talk to before i go to sleep at night.

come near now, and kiss me.

when will i hold you again?

it’s always better when we’re together.

in your smile i see something more beautiful than the stars.

when i saw you i fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.

you complete me.

i think i’d miss you even if we never met.

love is a friendship set to music.

i never want to stop making memories with you.

every time i see you, i fall in love all over again.

do i love you? my god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

we kiss like we invented it.

i can’t smile without you.

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[me to me] shut up i’m thinking

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Happy Valentine's Day from Damen and Laurent, who say the most romantic things 💖

Bonus:

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Nintendo’s official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin

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This made my brain go brr, therefore it’ll make your brain go brr too if you’re following me <3