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I hate not having anyone to confide in. I guess the Internet will have to do. Because this fucking sucks. Everything I do is wrong. Everything I say is wrong. But then again you are overly sensitive and think that I go out of my way to be mean. No, I don't. It's not my fault you werected raised to think everyone is out to get you. It's not my fault I was raised in a house that was mean to you and extremely sarcastic and took any chance to make a joke at your expense. I am who I am. You knew that then, and you know that know. I will not change because you demand it of me. Thankso for listening, Internet.

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The worst part about not having a best friend is having to hold everything inside. The pain is almost unbearable.

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Thank you for showing your true colors today. I do not think there is any universe that we worked out. You are who you are and will always be that person, no matter how hard I tried to make you better. One day our daughter will figure you out and it will hurt her more deeply than you will ever understand.

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she was in this position for a while…

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Baby Halloween Costumes That Are So Cute, It’s Scary.

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I love you for taking care of me when I'm drunk

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A cartoon by Drew Dernavich. See all the cartoons from this week’s issue. 

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My sister in law is seriously trying to use me to bring her puppy to the veterinary hospital I work and I say I just found this puppy and it's sick so she doesn't have to pay so much for veterinary care. This puppy is literally dying and most likely of parvo because she didn't vaccinate any of the puppies she allowed her non spayed and neutered dogs to breed. How dare you ask me to jeopardize my job because you (your jackass, manipulative, cheapskate of a husband) don't want to spend the money on care for the dog? This is why I hate backyard breeders.

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Aunt: “I think your beard looks handsome.” 3yo (walking by): “I don’t.”

Oh.

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23 Emotions people feel, but can’t explain

Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.

Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.

Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.

Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.

Vellichor: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops.

Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.

Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.

Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.

Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.

Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.

Vemödalen: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist.

Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening

Ellipsism: A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out.

Kuebiko: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence.

Lachesism: The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire.

Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.

Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.

Rückkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.

Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.

Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.

Liberosis: The desire to care less about things.

Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.

Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.

Source article. Where words came from.

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sorry but if you enjoy “hunting for sport” aka murdering animals for no other reason than your personal enjoyment then i need you to stay 100000000000 ft away from me at all times, don’t look at me don’t talk to me don’t talk to my friends, just go away honestly, thanks. literally what is wrong with you that you find joy and amusement in taking the lives of living creatures

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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i remember i worked at burger king a few years ago and somehow -probably from someone who worked there - $3000 got stolen out of the register. two managers on duty. you think corporate said no big deal and covered it, no both the managers had to split $1500 out of their paychecks. corporations dont give a fuck what happens at the store they just want their money. go steal some shitty makeup from walmart but just know you’re not taking the money from sam waltons 700 grandkids, you’re taking it from whoever was on duty when you walked out the door

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man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.

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hollywood be like “Africans”

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remember when Mulan risked her life and her family’s honor to save her dad and ended up saving all of China from the Huns but Anna and Elsa are considered Disney’s feminist icons